In short Im an exercise in paradox.
Im extremely confident and have no self-esteem.
Vain about my appearance/accomplishments and self-deprecating.
Outgoing and boisterous as well as shy and reserved.
Cleanly and grungy.
Philosophical and nihilistic.
Hopeful and pessimistic.
I know where Im going and am completely lost.
I know what I want and.....dont.
Artistic and clinical.
Social and misanthropic.
Not so much bi as ace of diamond. I will also drink wine alone so don't always drink socially. And am a fan of the magic mushroom so not completely against drugs. For clarification since the choices are very binary.
With a side interest in taking over the world. Separating the rich from their money and putting it to work improving lives instead of just making more money. And restructuring the whole charity industry.
Randomly quoting Disney movies then being disappointed when no one gets the reference.
Oh and killing fruit flies. There be some ninja ass shit all up in here! House flies allude me but fruit flies? I got those fuckers pawned! (Unless they are really unshy house flies. In which case I have a rather impressive kill count)
They likely notice that I can be quite loud when excited and reserved when uncomfortable or tired.
Oh, and that I walk fast.
Movies: Action movies. Animated movies. Mysteries.
Music: A lot of things. From classical to hard rock. Depends on what Im in the mood for though I often enjoy silence (or podcasts)
Food: Pumpkin pie. Anything not spicy. Food is better if I dont have to make it myself.
Most importantly podcasts sort of rule my world.
I listen to ones about science, skepticism, space, xmen and Nightvale
3. Good friends
5. My phone
6. Time alone.
Short term productivity goals
Comic book stories.
How to make money...it is my number one thing I cant live without.
My zombie apocalypse plan.
Why it's so hard to find a masochist these days
Or at a lacrosse game if its that time of year.
And have a thing for getting blood on my hands
My pictures, though not as polished as my previous ones, are more representative of RL. A little grainy, generally rough around the edges, hardly framed in the best light, and with me covered in animals.
There's a lot I could put here, that I'm not telling you.
While we're at it say something a little more then "Hey how are you?". If I havent given you anything to open with, with this profile then fuck man we got nothing to talk about.
You have a series of quirks that only another quirky person could ever cater to.