DamienR
28 Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
"He hasn't been nice. In fact, he's been quite prickly and stand-offish, can't imagine why. But he has been there when I've needed somebody to talk to, he cheers me up. He's not nice but he does nice things."

In short Im an exercise in paradox.

Im extremely confident and have no self-esteem.

Vain about my appearance/accomplishments and self-deprecating.

Outgoing and boisterous as well as shy and reserved.

Cleanly and grungy.

Philosophical and nihilistic.

Hopeful and pessimistic.

I know where Im going and am completely lost.

I know what I want and.....dont.

Artistic and clinical.

Social and misanthropic.

Not so much bi as ace of diamond. I will also drink wine alone so don't always drink socially. And am a fan of the magic mushroom so not completely against drugs. For clarification since the choices are very binary.
What I’m doing with my life
Current life mission is to become a Mountain Man and move to some remote part of BC and have a farm...and produce webcomics and prosthetic cocks!

With a side interest in taking over the world. Separating the rich from their money and putting it to work improving lives instead of just making more money. And restructuring the whole charity industry.
I’m really good at
Crowd weaving, which is a good skill to have. Now I know that if I ever need to run from the cops Im all set!

Randomly quoting Disney movies then being disappointed when no one gets the reference.

Oh and killing fruit flies. There be some ninja ass shit all up in here! House flies allude me but fruit flies? I got those fuckers pawned! (Unless they are really unshy house flies. In which case I have a rather impressive kill count)
The first things people usually notice about me
That Im small. Most people usually think Im a girl much to my chagrin.

They likely notice that I can be quite loud when excited and reserved when uncomfortable or tired.

Oh, and that I walk fast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Warchild. The Marketplace Series. Teen lit. Manga. Books about serial killers and sociopaths. Books on brain related science.

Movies: Action movies. Animated movies. Mysteries.

Music: A lot of things. From classical to hard rock. Depends on what Im in the mood for though I often enjoy silence (or podcasts)

Food: Pumpkin pie. Anything not spicy. Food is better if I dont have to make it myself.

Most importantly podcasts sort of rule my world.
I listen to ones about science, skepticism, space, xmen and Nightvale
The six things I could never do without
1. Money
2. Dexter
3. Good friends
4. Books
5. My phone
6. Time alone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My schedule for the week.

DBZ

Short term productivity goals

Comic book stories.

How to make money...it is my number one thing I cant live without.

My zombie apocalypse plan.

Why it's so hard to find a masochist these days
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably under one of my kids.

Or at a lacrosse game if its that time of year.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do fetish work for extra cash.

And have a thing for getting blood on my hands

My pictures, though not as polished as my previous ones, are more representative of RL. A little grainy, generally rough around the edges, hardly framed in the best light, and with me covered in animals.

There's a lot I could put here, that I'm not telling you.
You should message me if
You have read my whole profile all the way to this part where I tell you to not open with a statement along the lines of "you're cute/hot/sexy". It will not endear me to you I assure you.

While we're at it say something a little more then "Hey how are you?". If I havent given you anything to open with, with this profile then fuck man we got nothing to talk about.

And,

You have a series of quirks that only another quirky person could ever cater to.
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