31 Branford, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a regular guy, and although I love going out and seeing new places, I'd be very happy if I could just live in a small house in the middle of the Vermont wilderness and chop wood all day.

No Elvis, Beatles, or The Rolling Stones.

I am Fox News' boogeyman. Anything they say about liberals, it's all true about me. I want to steal from the rich, give to the lazy poor, I've started a war on Christmas, and I believe that men have no goddamned right to tell women how they're allowed to live their lives. Whatever they say about me, it's all true.

I rock my Adidas, never rock FILA.

I might just be living proof that anything can be got over. Other human beings can be pretty terrible, but somehow, for whatever reason, I always try to stay positive and always try to see the good in people. I think people get so hung up on idiotic things in other's lives that they forget that there's a person in the middle of all that. I'm not sure what I mean by all of that...

I really love outdoors type stuff. Camping, hiking, fishing, climbing trees, looking at birds, touching rocks, finding treasures, building lean-tos, all that stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Working and schooling. Who knows what else.

I'm trying to do more things for myself these days. That means more travel, more writing, more exploring. If you want to tag along for any of that, cool.
I’m really good at
Getting people interested in the things I like. I think everyone is really good at that if they're actually passionate about things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, right now, I've got a big beard. No, I'm not attached to it at all. People have asked to take their picture with me, and women especially ask me if they can feel it. I guess I should mention that I've had a beard on and off since I was 14, so no, I've never seen Duck Dynasty, I have no interest in seeing it, and I think that guy from it who's been suggesting that Homosexuality and Bestiality are the same, black people were happier before civil rights, and that you should marry little girls so you can teach them to be obedient is a disgusting piece of human trash.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I read a lot, so I'll just list a few authors:
Albert Camus, Hunter S. Thompson, Joseph Heller, Vladimir Nabokov, Christopher Hitchens, Richard Feynman, George Orwell, Carl Sagan, and the list goes on.

Movies: My taste in movies varies, I collect Criterion movies, but I also collect Roger Corman movies. I watch way too many movies, so chances are if you reference a movie I'll have seen it or at the very least know about it. Also, older horror movies are almost always awesome (I STILL have a crush on Trash from Return of the Living Dead).

Television: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Breaking Bad, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Cosmos, Mad Men, Parks and Rec, and some random stuff I find on Netflix. I like BBC comedies a lot too.

Music: Phil Ochs (Especially stuff from Pleasures of the Harbor and Tape from California), The Clash, The Damned, XTC, Beastie Boys, and really, a bunch of other stuff. I think as long as the artist has something they want to say with their music, any genre can be good.

Food: I'll try anything once, but bonus points if you're an Italian grandma. I'm not sure I'm a good cook or anything, but lately I've been putting things I like together to see how they taste and I'm having a lot of fun with it!
The six things I could never do without
I'm not going to list six things because you never really know what you can and can't live without until you don't have those things.

I guess the closest thing I can come up with is people. I'm disappointed with humanity a lot of the time, but there are always those people you meet or learn about that humble you and make you realize that we're all capable of good things. It's like Joe Strummer said, "Without people, you're nothing."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm a curious person, so I think about a lot of things. Right now I'm wondering what would happen if you put milk into one of those ridiculous soda stream things.

As for things I regularly think about, there's a lot of things. I guess I think about how I can do something I love with my life and what I'd want my future to be like.
On a typical Friday night I am
I've gotten to the point in my life where big parties aren't a lot of fun anymore, so I've been finding other fun things to do. I go on walks a lot of the time, but if you have any fun ideas, let me know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think I'm really ugly, so it's really hard for me to talk to new people sometimes.
You should message me if
You're Charlize Theron from Mad Max: Fury Road.