DanBolts89
27 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm a writer that works in sales, so half articulate, considered man with a taste for wordplay and half ambitious careerist with a barely repressed tendency towards the megalomaniacal.

I like jokes and will try to turn everything I say into one.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to enjoy my 20's as much as possible before my friends get married and have kids and disappear.

TLDR - havin' fun
I’m really good at
Talking up people that I like.
The first things people usually notice about me
If you're Korean, the fact that I can count to ten in Korean, because I will proclaim it in the hope that it sounds impressive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Well, I read loads during my English degree and have only got through one book since - the Great Gatsby, which isn't even that long. Lately, I've been reading the first 50 pages of books and then stopping even though I'm enjoying it. Let me assure you, the beginnings of Sons and Lovers, Lanark and The Goldfinch are very promising.

Films - All the good Pixar films, Marvel films, Tarantino films, Rian Johnson films, Richard Ayoade films, just all the films.

TV - Once upon a time, I used to watch all the hot new shows. Sopranos, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, you name it. Now the only things I watch on a regular basis are Saturday Night Live and Channel 4 News. Bojack Horseman and the Netflix Marvel shows are notable recent exceptions.

Music - The National, Frightened Rabbit, Black Keys, Little Comets, Huey Show on 6 Music.

Food - I've developed a terrible restaurant habit as a result of working in a consultancy where your meals get paid for. I no longer work for that consultancy, have to pay for it myself, still go to too many restuarants and am significantly poorer as a result.
The six things I could never do without
Lunch + Dinner
Family + Friends
Basketball + Badminton
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Puns that can be applied to Facebook holiday photo albums/Fantasy Premier League teams/made-up self-help books...just any opportunity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully out on the town until the early hours.
You should message me if
Height is important to you.
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