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My self-summary
Easy going, tattooed, bearded, (mostly) vegan, feminist/feminist ally, working as an acoustician. Based in south Manchester but travel around some times with work, (mostly the UK and Germany). Looking for new friends and exciting adventures.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, eat, beer, sleep, repeat.
Pretty much sums it up, with occasional adventures added for kicks.
Adventures include: motorbike rides, country walks, cat strokes/play/fights, Netflix binges, to name but a few!

I get paid to drive very expensive cars and tell people how to improve them, they don't always listen.
I’m really good at
Playing devil's advocate, making people laugh, accidentally insulting people, finding random solutions to bizarre problems, driving, massages (cliché I know, but it's true), I am also world class at sleeping.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look like someone they know.
I have a beard and tattoos, but who doesn't these days.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't have set favourites, my mind changes with my mood, so here's a list of relative recents that I enjoyed.

Haruki Murakami, Jack Kerouac, George Orwell, Bret Easton Ellis (who actually flirted with me when I met him), J D Salinger, Hunter S Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Edward Gorey, Alan Moore.

Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Scott Pilgrim, City of God, Moon, Drive, The Warriors, Children of Men, The Life Aquatic (all Wes Anderson), ANYTHING with Bill Murray in (Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, Lost in Translation, etc) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 500 Days Of Summer, Donnie Darko, Battle Royale, 28 Days Later, Wayne's World, This is Spinal Tap, Shaun of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Fifth Element, Akira, Ghost in The Shell, 24 Hour Party People, Commando, Star Wars, Spirited Away, My Neighbour Totoro, Leon, The Lost Boys, Tron, Open Your Eyes, Infernal Affairs, Oldboy, Superbad, Terminator, Pineapple Express, Hunt For The Wilderpeople...
Simply put:
Zombies = good,
Cheese = good,
Pointless action = good,
Intellectual/pretentious = good,
Musical = not so good.

I have/do enjoy -
Rick and Morty, Stranger Things, Fight of The Conchords, The IT Crowd, Spaced, Arrested Development, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Adult Swim, anything involving Chris Morris or Armando Iannucci (The Thick of It, BrassEye, The Day Today, Look Around You, Jam, etc), Doctor Who, The Wire, Twin Peaks, Black Mirror, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Misfits, Generation Kill, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Archer, Firefly.
You can't not love early Simpsons.

My Last.fm
Talking Heads, The Beatles, Jeff Buckley, Flight of The Conchords, The Smiths, Cocteau Twins, The Concretes, The Cure, Pulp, Belle and Sebastian, David Bowie, Beck, Pixies, Sleater-Kinney, Le Tigre, The Shins, Television, Rolling Stones, The Black Keys, Joy Division, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Beach Boys, Martha Reeves, The Ronettes, The Shangri-Las, April March, Beirut, Bon Iver, Bob Marley...

Pretty much all food is good.
General favourites include - pizza, korma, falafel, hummus, Wagamama's yasai katsu curry, toast.
I often get called strange for eating sticks of celery.
And I dislike mushrooms and melon, but am in the process of trying to tolerate them.

...drinks - Tea, vimto, ribena, IPA or other such hoppy beers, also water is good too.
Six things I could never do without
Nasal decongestant

...I could probably live without most of these, they just make life generally that bit better.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cars, bikes, butts, boobs, cats, tats and houses mostly.
Also, what film to watch, what to drink/eat next... *tumbleweed blows past*

I spend an absurd amount of time trying to decide what to watch on Netflix and or Kodi (if you know any alternative apps for streaming other than Phoenix and Exodus, let me know!)

I tend to overthink the actual plausibility of scenarios on tv programs or in films, especially bad sci-fi or horror.
On a typical Friday night I am
In or out, it varies from week to week.
Recently mainly staying in trying to save money and keep warm. Cats, cuddles and Netflix FTW!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
'Outgoing' and 'Open Minded' are the buzz words right? I'm on FetLife, but who isn't these days, and always looking to meet other kinky folk.
You should message me if
You want your life to be better.
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