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My self-summary
I don't know what anyone wants to read anymore, so...

I am a mess
I am a mess I must confess
With my head in the clouds
and a mind filled with stress

I am 33% Hedonistic, 33% Intellectual, 33% Sartorial.

A healthy dose of Anglophilia and Francophilia sandwiching classic Americana.

I feel like a tired cliché
What I’m doing with my life
Sitting in traffic, drinking adult beverages, trying to keep my tile floors clean.

Also, I collect ties and play the saxophone sometimes.
I’m really good at
Making breakfast foods and breakfast cocktails, just not at breakfast time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm 6'4" with crystal blue eyes, and thick, wavy hair, take your pick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Giving Tree, The Little Engine That Could, Ferdinand the Bull, Still Life with Woodpecker.

Midnight in Paris, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Lars and the Real Girl, Her, Mr. Nobody, everything Tarantino, everything Audrey.

Arrested Development, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Mad Men.

From Glenn Miller, Billie Holiday, and Frank Sinatra, Doo Wop/Oldies to Bob Dylan and Cat Stevens, Cake and The Killers, Modest Mouse and the Arctic Monkeys, to Nicolas Jaar, Robert Hood, Ellen Alien, Andhim, Richie Hawtin and Jamie xx .

Scotch/Gin/Vodka, Sushi, Italian food, all the bacon and eggs you have. Fruit. I eat at least one bagel a day (my jewish father spreads the value of a good bagel and lox with schmear...get it? It's a spread? ).
The six things I could never do without
Alcohol, Audrey Hepburn, ties, pens, satire, opposable thumbs (fingers as a general statement).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Maybe, neckties and the bourgeois. Also collarbones.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking as heavily as I did on Thursday night, writing little verses that pretend to be poetry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't read enough, I'm not a huge fan of my smile, I'm a lesbian posing as a straight man, I'm super blunt and straight to the point. I'm full of nervous humor that occasionally loses its tact.
You should message me if
Fuck small talk, let's get drinks and people watch.

If you are intelligent, witty, and fearless.