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My self-summary
Im the fucking worst

This, like myself, is a work in progress

I'm a sucker for a newlywed lesbian couple
What I’m doing with my life
I may or may not be 60 years old

Also, I collect ties and play the saxophone sometimes. I write little verses that pretend to be poetry.
I’m really good at
Convincing you that dress looks adorable on
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty fucking good looking
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Giving Tree, The Little Engine That Could, Ferdinand the Bull, Still Life with Woodpecker.

Things with Audrey Hepburn or movies about weird; strange; love


Techno, House, Folk, Crooners, Jazz, Blues, My mom's records, the sound of my father singing oldies playing on the radio.

I drink my diet
The six things I could never do without
Clothes, window blindes, insoles, sunglasses, pens, opposable thumbs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Collarbones, I really like collarbones
On a typical Friday night I am
Im working, I work, I have a job
You should message me if
Fuck small talk, let's get drinks and people watch.

If you are intelligent, witty, and fearless.

I remember when you could see all the people who favorited you, for free, that's how long I've been on here. Just message me.