30Prescott, United States
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My self-summary
Okay, I guess OKC is trying to be tinder now.
I'm Dane (no, not like Dane Cook. Like the people of Denmark, or a Great Dane). I'm getting progressively nerdier every year and I apparently have no control over it. I'm a transaction coordinator for real estate and it's way more boring than it sounds. I'm going to real estate school ASAP and that sounds boring too. I also work at PPLD as a server and I love it. I grew up in the greater Phoenix area and moved to Prescott about two years ago. I'm surprised myself that I ended up loving it here, because members of the community know and recognize me. If you're all about meeting a non-violent felon then I'm the standard asshole for you!
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring it out. I think I have a decent answer though.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Being polite. Unrelenting sarcasm. Etc, etc, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually people notice whatever facial hair I'm sporting at that point. I fluctuate between having a beard and having a mustache pretty often, but sometimes I decide to get rid of it all. Other than that, though, I guess I would have to say my eyes or my curly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
For books I'm kind of all over the place. I like a lot of contemporary English writers a lot like Rushdie, Ishiguro, and Kureishi. I still love Harry Potter and that's never going to change. A Song of Ice and Fire took over my life for a solid 8 months last year and it's killing me that I'm going to have to wait several years to finish that series. Vonnegut is another one of my favorite writers but I need to read a few more of his books to say I've read most of them.

My taste in movies is more narrow. I love indie movies. I can't really get into too many romantic comedies and I think action movies are a waste of time. I enjoy a movie that stirs some kind of emotional response because I still consider the medium an art form and not just a way for studios to make money. Directors I enjoy: Kubrik, Nolan, Aronofsky, Affleck (...seriously), Raimi, Favreou, etc. (Marvel movies are exempt from my judgement because I love almost all of them.)

TV: Community, Rick and Morty, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, The Newsroom... Most HBO shows really. Most Netflix originals.

Music: I love indie and folk. I mostly listen to Pandora with bands I love as the station and I love finding out about new bands that will pop up.

Bands: Two Door Cinema Club, Mumford & Sons, Iron & Wine, Bon Iver, Simon and Garfunkel, The Beatles, Empire of the Sun, Pinback, The National, Miike Snow, Radiohead, Local Natives, Yeasayer, Arcade Fire, Gorillaz, Horse Feathers, Silversun Pickups, Childish Gambino, Bombay Bicycle Club, At the Drive-In, Death from Above 1979, so on and so forth. (Hey! You've read this far? Thanks! This is actually the most important section for me and thankfully the only one I haven't edited since creating this profile!)
Six things I could never do without
1) Coffee
2) Music
3) Film
4) The written word
5) Friends
6) Being a smart-ass
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space, the human condition, social interaction... It's kind of difficult to map out my mind like that. I'm a huge space nerd because I think it's just unbelievably fascinating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either getting off or on my job.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The Revenant is based on my life.
You should message me if
You like ridiculous facial hair.
The two of us