24 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
It's really difficult to find the right level of pretension. You know, interesting and cultured but not too far up one's own anus. Anyways, I like gaming, climbing, music, tech and many other things.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for Satan. Trying desperately to find a job for software developers that doesn't require selling your soul or your free time. Wishing I drank either less, or more with the right people. Worrying whether or not I got the grammar right in the previous sentence.
I’m really good at
Having opinions and defending them vociferously.
Dancing terribly to, and singing along with, cheesy pop and rock hits from years gone past.
Rocking a leather jacket.
Recognising that song that just came on the radio (not so good at resisting the urge to sing along.)
Inquisitorial eyebrow-raising.
The first things people usually notice about me
Definitely my impeccable sense of humour (god dammit puns are funny, ok!?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This list is too long to remain interesting. So: eclectic music taste with a bias towards rock. Big sci-fi and fantasy fan for film, tv and novels. Can't buy anything fiction to read without buying something very academic. RPG player, love all board games more involved than Monopoly.
The six things I could never do without
Good times with good friends
Wombinations (fuck calling them portmanteaux)
My chef's knife
First World Anarchy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to reform politics. What makes a good song. How to be a supervillain. What I should drink next. What I should cook for dinner. Rhyming structures. Whether the pursuit of happiness is flawed or not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Acting as a human jukebox, debating the merits of different cocktails and/or getting angry about politicians being stupid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't think the Tunnel Snakes rule at all.
You should message me if
You've ever felt that falling to your knees and cursing the heavens would have been appropriate.
You think that the phrase "My woman is here, hide the wine" would apply to you.
You can quote all of Tay-Swizzle's 1989 from start to finish.