34Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Well, I recently moved to Maine from New York... I love a lot of art forms, making more often than viewing, I draw with charcoal. I majored in Drama at Vassar College where I finished up there with a one-man show written by Tim Miller and loved working at a wonderful and hilarious SoHo starbucks. I like to do different and exciting things with my friends, exploring the city and whatnot. I went skydiving last summer and am convinced all excitement will now be relative to that. So I have to make it back as often as possible. Plus, the airfield where you jump from is right across the street from a graveyard, so, you know, just in case :p I currently dance with a dance company based in the Bath-Brunswick area.
As a person, I have been described as laid back for "one of your kind." But all that's also laced with sarcasm and a sassy streak. I like going to karaoke and listening to people sing and also sometimes doing it myself. Actually a lot. At least on Fridays. I have my standards and I like to do one new or random one when I go. I love to see movies in theaters regardless of how expensive it gets. I know what movies I like, it's usually hard for other people to predict, (try as they might...) it's a big span from horror to romcom. And yes, by romcom I mean romantic comedy. I'd like to be known as being on the boat for calling it romcom even though I don't actually in real life. Turns out that OKcupid brings out the best in us all.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working in finance and theater/dance around the Portland area. 9 to 5 desk job versus the creative and ever-changing performing arts. Maybe I'm a true Libra after all :p

Plan A: To be a Britney Spears or Lady Gaga back-up dancer. Plan B: I can never remember Plan B, but I'll put it up when and if I do. Plan C: Back up singer for Mariah Carey. Plan D: Anything to do with working on Jake Gyllenhaal movies

And for any of those stars, I would possibly downgrade. You know, I wouldn't mind starting out as a back-up dancer for or Missy Elliott or Shakira or something.
I’m really good at
wanting to be a reality tv contestant. Like Survivor. But Project Runway if I knew how to work a sewing machine. Also, volleyball. In a twist. But usually only teams made up of hilarious-seeking people. We rock.

Also dance. Remember "Lose My Breath" in FlyPeople? That was all me. So I guess also choreography.
The first things people usually notice about me
Nowadays it's always the hair.

But normally it's hearing me comment on the girl who shows up to the karaoke bar wearing Mom jeans. You know who you are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) "Body Blows" by Tim Miller, "You are Not a Stranger Here," "Desmond" "The Giver," "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire," "Yeah, I Said it" by Wanda Sykes, "The Nanny Diaries"

(b) Urbania, Donnie Darko, Dodgeball, Saw, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Sleeping Beauty, Bring it On, Waiting for Guffman, Failure to Launch, Legally Blonde, Anything with Muppets or anything terrifying.

(c) Green Day, Mariah Carey, Taylor Swift, Ke$ha, The Offspring, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lady Gaga, Fallout Boy, The All-American Rejects, Lifehouse, All Time Low, Beyoncé, David Cook, Panic! At the Disco, Madonna, Britney Spears, and other pop princesses, Gorillaz, Rascal Flatts, Nirvana, Dashboard Confessional, 3 Doors Down, Kylie Minogue, No Doubt, Destiny's Child, Rihanna

(d) Ravioli, Lasagna, Ice Cream, Mashed Potatoes, Coffee, Coconut, Tacos...and there's a part of me that will never let go of mac and cheese from a box.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not their are an infinite number of parallel universes (universi?) in which I make every decision that I could have made in this universe and all of the universi are living a span of slightly different to vastly different lives than I am now. Yeah. Sorry. I can't really explain it. But I sometimes think about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Erratic. I could be out and having a great time with trouble being the main goal, or at my best friend's marathonning a TV show. Either way, I'm a happy guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have to be really careful about starting to do things ironically because more often than not, they become part of my everyday life or speech.
You should message me if
You are fun or crazy. But good crazy, not bad crazy. Or if you like dancing. Because dancing is really what life is all about. Or if you are Ian Somerhalder. Or Iceman from the X-Men movies. But mostly if you wanna meet someone super awesome.

Or, if you want to start a really fun volleyball team.
The two of us