DandiePants
21 Lafayette, United States
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My self-summary
Hi! I'm Danni! To start, I'm really fucking cute and I'm trying to meet friends, an older man to give me money, and idk someone to make out with! I'm a queer black womanist cis-chick. I like drawing , cartoons and sugar and being angry about silly things. I like to think I'm funny but only like two people laugh at the stuff I say. I've never written a good bio in my whole life.

At the moment I prefer ladies (all ladies). I'm mostly interested in sex but I don't mind making platonic friends. If you make me pasta I might literally make out with you.

The quickest way to my heart is sugar, Steven Universe, and buying my commissions <3
What I’m doing with my life
Doing lots of college stuff like a grown up and what not P:

Aaaaaaaaand kinda sorta looking for an older man to pay my bills > 3 >
I’m really good at
Drawing women and making pancakes and baking and kissing and putting on eyeliner.
The first things people usually notice about me
my afro I think? my hair is kinda long so it's pretty big. people try to touch it and it makes me sad. And uuuugh my bust size. 42 G. There. Don't ask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Culture is for losers. I just sit at home and eat crackers.
The six things I could never do without
Something to draw with and something to draw on (I don't need paper I'll be my own paper in a pinch)

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I uh, I think that's it. :I

wait wait wait

Wi-Fi? Hair conditioner! Waffle House. Oh! cartoons!! Boobies. This is a serious list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cartoons and a comic I'm trying to force myself to work on (I just need to color the first few pages before launch! ! ! !) and able bodied heteronormative white cis centric capitalist patriarchy. And puppies <3
On a typical Friday night I am
Procrastinating! Being broke! If you buy a commission you get a special thank you! If you buy me cute clothes I'll model them for you♡
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own Eeyore footie pajama. They are warm and soft and I love them :U
You should message me if
You like cartoons and don't send me a picture of your dongle. Unless you're a girl. Then like, your dongle is optional. Everything is better on girls.

If you're older than 30 I don't want to hear from you unless you're willing to give me money. Honestly, if you have the money and about an hour of free time every week or so, hit me up ;D
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