32 Wokingham, United Kingdom
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What I’m doing with my life
A combination of not much and keeping busy. Thinking about taking up a language, writing a rock opera, preparing for an apocalypse scenario, reading War and Peace, Catch 22 and getting a cat... and never getting around to any of it because I am thinking up the next dumb thing because I got influenced by a true life movie or some dumb shit...

I like to stay up to date with some extremely good television (HBO, Showtime and AMC got REALLY good), good movies and video games (mostly competitive).
I’m really good at
A lot of little things, I love gaming with friends whether it be video games, card games or board games. I love social competition and the banter that comes with it... the winning bit, can dish it but can't take it... jerks...

Okay at playing guitar, self taught so most of the time its just me plucking away and claiming that I actually wrote Trivium's Ascendancy before I heard it, in college, by myself, 4 years before it was released... even the bass bits.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall, pale, and physically expressive. Some would say negative at times, but it's all in the name of humour, and they just don't get me. Fucking nerds.

Some do get it, so to them I am fairly funny... but only because I try really hard to be, because I'm needy and insecure and have to be edgy because I wore a band hoodie in secondary school.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Name a TV series and I'll tell you if it is worth it or not. Because I watch anything, junk included.

I listen to mostly metal music but my tastes are eclectic. Elgar to Die Antwoord, Placebo to Kendrick Lamar, Purity Ring to T-Rex. But always back to metal.
The six things I could never do without
My flat, my guitar, my friends, the family, a gym, and my Japanese anime waifu companion pillow of David Bowie's junk from the movie Labyrinth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lost gains because beer... and now because I pull the occasional weight I have developed the superiority complex of a much larger man.

But don't forget, insecure too... because I miss my side sweep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking about getting a cat to somehow dull the cold, hard, edge of abject loneliness that seems to envelope my every waking hour... and crocheting.

That's a lie, I don't crochet.