28Monroe, United States
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My self-summary
I just graduated from college, and I have recently moved back to the Charlotte area. I haven't really seen it in a few years so I just wanna get out and see what I've been missing. I also feel like any self summary I do is kind of bullshit. What am I supposed to say, I think I'm cool and really cool to talk too? Of course I'm gonna say that so I called up a few ex- girlfriends so you can all get a better picture of who I am:

-"The second biggest mistake of my life." Well I told her that haircut was a bad idea.

-"Adequate" Nice.

-"Stop fucking calling me" I think I had the wrong number.

-"Wait, I thought you were dead" Damn it.
What I’m doing with my life
That's an excellent question. I'll have to get back to you on that one.
I’m really good at
making internet profiles....oh and cooking. I'm also really good at making comfortable situations awkward, which I personally think is a special talent within itself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have 14 legs and all of them have left feet. Also I have a damn good beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love non-fiction. I am currently trying to start my own business, so I've been realing a lot of business type books.
Movies: I love Comedies
Shows: Community, The Office, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, SportsCenter
Music: Give me Live Music and I'll be there. I don't really have a specific kind of music, just whatever I'm in the mood for.
Food: Indian, Japanese (especially sushi), Steak, and I love craft beer.
Six things I could never do without
Six Geese a Laying.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
a lot of random crap. Seriously... if I can string together two thoughts on a subject before I wander off somewhere else I'm ahead of my curve.
On a typical Friday night I am
working more than likely. But if I am not I'm unwindulaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm only 5' 9 and 3/4"
You should message me if
you think I'm cool and cool to talk to, and if you didn't need to read this last box to understand I'm a sarcastic person.
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