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My self-summary
I always have a good time wherever I am. People have fun with me.
I am a gentleman with a dash of trash.
I respect people and I'm kind to animals.
I'm close to my family and loyal to my friends.
I don't embarrass easily and I'm down for whatever.
As a New Yorker: I have low expectations.
As dreamer of dreams: I have very high hopes.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an actor... but I'm not so full of myself and I can talk about things that aren't all actor-y. Lots of things. If I don't have an opinion on it, I'm looking forward to making one so tell me all about it.
I'm also a comedian.
I can be funny, but I'm not trying to make you laugh all day.
That gets boring. I don't have to be "on" all the time.
Don't ask me to be funny, just wait and I'll do it on my own when the time is right. Timing is EVERYTHING in comedy..... and porno.
I’m really good at
Talking, engaging, listening, responding, dancing, singing just good enough, figuring out what to do next and dressing myself are my top brags.
Games. I like to play. I can be very competitive, but I'll never be an asshole about it. It sucks being a sore loser, but I dislike sore winners even more.
Quick with a joke. Even at a funeral? Especially at a funeral.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyebrows. They aren't three alarm bushy Peter Gallagher eyebrows... but they're attention getters. Let's just say: I don't need a sweat band on my forehead when I work out. Also: my teeth. They are such perfectly straight and level choppers that I am often accused of having had them filed down. Well, I did. I ground them down in my sleep. Which makes sense as my dreams are action packed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Action movies (especially in the theaters), Indy flicks (all day every) and terrible awful horror films (I have a sweet tooth for them in my brain) I will watch a well written chick flick (if the dialogue sucks, I WILL MST3K that shit). If it's well written from the heart, well, I'm a cancer so bring a tissue. The funniest movies I have ever seen are Borat, Ted, Team America and anything by Woody Allen.

Books: Michael Chabon, Tom Robbins and Stephen King (gripe all you want, I love the King, baby) and George R.R. Martin (for Game Of Thrones) I have never had so much fun reading a book series.

Music: Rock, classic rock, hard rock, shitty rock, glam rock and like 4 rap songs.

Food: Seriously. You name it. I like food a LOT.

TV: AMC has all the good stuff. If it's on AMC, it's on at my house.
If I ever got convinced to have children and the child that resulted from such convincing was a girl, I would name her Dawn Draper or Jessie Pinkman.
The funniest television shows I have ever seen are: The Office (BBC version of course), South Park, 30 Rock, Ali G, Archer and the reigning champ: Arrested Development. Everything else has been really cute and very amusing, but you know where my heart is.
I will never be over Zombies, Vampires or people who kill Zombies or Vampires. But can the Werewolf get the girl for once?
Six things I could never do without
Cool Sneakers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next move,
Something funny that occurred to me.
What am I going to eat?
Why did I eat that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Performing some stand-up or some production I might be involved in.
To be more honest, I don't always dig Fridays I like to avoid the heaps. However, a sly wink or sultry text can get me out for a drink... if I have a drink I am easily convinced to sing in a karaoke bar, go dancing somewhere (anywhere), stay up much later than intended, get into some bullshit or D. all of the above
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The average human being has five Lumbar Vertebrae. These are the thicker bottom vertebrae in your lower back.
Well.... not to brag, but I have SIX Lumbars.
Yes, I am a mutant, but I am an inch taller because of it. Evolution is happening people and I am proud to lead the way.
You should message me if
...you are cool with the following facts: I have no interest in your favorite sports team, your God and I'm terribly sorry, but I am allergic to your cat.
Besides that, I am totally prepared to listen to your life's story.
The two of us