I am a gentleman with a dash of trash.
I respect people and I'm kind to animals.
I'm close to my family and loyal to my friends.
I don't embarrass easily and I'm down for whatever.
As a New Yorker: I have low expectations.
As dreamer of dreams: I have very high hopes.
I'm also a comedian.
I can be funny, but I'm not trying to make you laugh all day.
That gets boring. I don't have to be "on" all the time.
Don't ask me to be funny, just wait and I'll do it on my own when the time is right. Timing is EVERYTHING in comedy..... and porno.
Games. I like to play. I can be very competitive, but I'll never be an asshole about it. It sucks being a sore loser, but I dislike sore winners even more.
Quick with a joke. Even at a funeral? Especially at a funeral.
Books: Michael Chabon, Tom Robbins and Stephen King (gripe all you want, I love the King, baby) and George R.R. Martin (for Game Of Thrones) I have never had so much fun reading a book series.
Music: Rock, classic rock, hard rock, shitty rock, glam rock and like 4 rap songs.
Food: Seriously. You name it. I like food a LOT.
TV: AMC has all the good stuff. If it's on AMC, it's on at my house.
If I ever got convinced to have children and the child that resulted from such convincing was a girl, I would name her Dawn Draper or Jessie Pinkman.
The funniest television shows I have ever seen are: The Office (BBC version of course), South Park, 30 Rock, Ali G, Archer and the reigning champ: Arrested Development. Everything else has been really cute and very amusing, but you know where my heart is.
I will never be over Zombies, Vampires or people who kill Zombies or Vampires. But can the Werewolf get the girl for once?
Something funny that occurred to me.
What am I going to eat?
Why did I eat that?
To be more honest, I don't always dig Fridays I like to avoid the heaps. However, a sly wink or sultry text can get me out for a drink... if I have a drink I am easily convinced to sing in a karaoke bar, go dancing somewhere (anywhere), stay up much later than intended, get into some bullshit or D. all of the above
Well.... not to brag, but I have SIX Lumbars.
Yes, I am a mutant, but I am an inch taller because of it. Evolution is happening people and I am proud to lead the way.
Besides that, I am totally prepared to listen to your life's story.