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My self-summary
I consider myself to be creative, active, cheerful, witty and at least smart enough to put my clothes on correctly almost every day. I utilize that skill to save the world. I am currently working on inventing a less expensive substitute for air.

I believe the brain is the sexiest body part.

I would like to believe that I am too complex to sum up in a few sentences.
I enjoy philosophy and counting to 41 in a variety of languages.
My body is composed primarily of water.

I was born in a log cabin that I built myself.

I volunteer my time singing to lonely animals.

I hope, one day, to acquire a sense of irony.

A good time MUST include laughing.
In others, I value warmth, compassion, creativity and intellect.

I am bipedal. Hopefully this is not a problem for you.

I am Enlightened, Perspicacious, and Fun
What I’m doing with my life
I actively support earth's plant life by exhaling carbon dioxide on a daily basis.
I encourage originality by openly mocking people that speak in cliches.
I've been working on the railroad all the live long day.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My presence
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading: I am a newspaper addict. When I sit down with a book, I prefer fiction. I worship Kurt Vonnegut. I read everything produced by John Irving, Christopher Buckley and William Kinsella.

Movies: I like films that I will think of later as ways to relate to situations. Words and emotions do more for me than watching things blow up. I am always willing to devote 30 - 120 minutes of my time to laughing.
My top 20 list:
1 Field of Dreams
2 American Beauty
3 Buffalo Ranching in Massachussetts
4 The Strange Case of Benjamin Button
5 Citizen Kane
6 The Big Sleep
7 Wild in the Streets
8 Manhattan
9 Le Ballet Mechanique
10 When Harry Met Sally
11 Head
12 About Last Night
13 Duck Soup
14 Putney Swope
15 North by Northwest
16 Catch Me If You Can
17 The Great Dictator
18 The Last Picture Show
19 Harold and Maude
20 Greaser's Palace
add to that ANY sports movie.

Music: I can hear music. Sweet, sweet music. Whenever you're with me. Whenever you're near.

Music is one of my favorite things to dance to!

Food: I prefer not to kill our fellow land dwellers to eat and want more than sustenance from mealtime. Cultural exposure, tactile sensation, creative combination or just plain mouth searing spice will all do nicely.
Six things I could never do without
1. Air
2. Gazpacho
3. Salvador Dali
4. Human contact
5. A sense of meaning and purpose
6. Humorous stories about cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Clown Shoes by Dante®

I must be wearing clown shoes
Stumbling as I scamper
To keep up with you

I must be sporting flame red Bozo hair
As I endeavor fruitlessly
To get you to take me seriously

I must be wearing clown pants
With their dehumanizing way
Of masking my desire

I must have applied a clown face
That conceals my anguish
At missing connections

I can’t help but wonder
If you think I’ll squirt you with seltzer
Should you come closer than arms length

I must have on a rubber nose
That causes you to laugh
As I try to bare my emotions

I must be wearing clown shoes
Struggling to get out of my own way
As I try to get closer

Despite my frustration
I step into my clown suit
Just to make you smile

I’d gladly strip off all of it
And stand naked before you
To show you that I care

©2010 Dantevision, Inc.
On a typical Friday night I am
spacebar by Dante®

last night at the space bar
i didn’t want to press
so my words ran together
not making any sense

i sat at the space bar
with nothing to drink
and yet i left staggering
from too much to think

last night at the space bar
i created a scene
shouting “i’m better without you”
when that’s not what i mean

floating at the space bar
with no gravitational force
i felt your attraction
but we never got close

right there at the space bar
i met the girl of my dreams
before i got to know her
i was back home

last night at the space bar
was i wasting my time?
seeking radio contact
yet i woke up alone

©2008 Dantevision, Inc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It saddens me that dogs don't have hands. :-(
You should message me if
You have smiled at all while reading here (or about anything today).

You can run backwards while juggling (metaphorically speaking, of course).

You would like to connect with someone who will write back. I may not get back to you immediately, but I was raised to be considerate and a friendly message deserves a response.
(Although the irresponsible overuse of "LOL" may cause a delay in response time while I run screaming into the night. While I am tolerant of human foibles, there is simply no room for nervous laughter in written communications. Actually laughing out loud, however, is strongly encouraged. Please do so in person at your earliest convenience.)
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