DaphnesEscape
33Southampton, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
My name is Lauren and I'm looking for a primary partner. An adult relationship with communication and empathy. I just finished my MA in Rome and am moving to Southampton in September to begin my PhD in Archaeology. I am currently trying to learn Arabic and I go to Jordan frequently for my research.

I am always on the move so it is difficult to meet new people with similar interests. Hence this page.

Real talk:

If you are remotely conservative we will not get along.

I'm not religious at all.

I'm not into 'assholes'. In fact I am familiar with the pick-up artist "game" and I have no tolerance for it. I don't have time for fake people.

I've had it with man-babies. I believe in the campsite rule; leave someone in better shape then how you found them. Be responsible with other people's feelings.

Jean Luc Picard is the man of my dreams. If you are anything like him then it's a huge plus.

I want someone who will make me pee-my-pants laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
Archaeology and Women's empowerment in Jordan. I'm currently teaching children English but I want to eventually work on Archaeological tour curriculum for children.
I’m really good at
I have a lot of hobbies including Yoga and various forms of art. I also love to sing! In the future I want to learn Burlesque.

I paint pet portraits as a side hustle.
The first things people usually notice about me
I assume it's my tattoos. I smile and joke around a lot.

I tell stupid jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently reading 'The Rape of Europe' and 'blink. I have a long reading list at the moment.
I love graphic novels and historical fiction.
I watch a lot of Sci-fi and I am in love with Star Trek TNG.
I really miss Cajun, Pho, and Mexican food.
I love board games and DnD/WoD.
Six things I could never do without
Supposing 'things' doesn't include my friends and family...
My dog Aphrodite
Pocket calendar
Sex
French Fries
Champagne
Art
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to do next and how I'm going to pay for it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping, watching movies, or spending time with my amazing friends. Hugging my dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want to live in a musical...
I have an insatiable interest in history and the world. I have other insatiable interests as well.
I don't trust men who like cats more than dogs.
You should message me if
You meet the above requirements.
You are interested in actually getting to know me.
You are polyamorous.
You're interested in authentic human connections.
You think you can hold my attention.
If you have your shit together and you aren't an arrogant, insecure Cacahead.
You are a genuinely nice dude.

IF YOU CONTACT ME AND I DON'T RESPOND it is because I am not interested. I'm not trying to be a bitch but I get a lot of messages and I don't have the time or energy to respond to all of them. Please don't contact me again. Asking me why I'm not interested is not going to get a response from me. I don't owe you an explanation. Furthermore I am not obligated to 'give you a chance'. Please respect my decision.
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