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My self-summary
I'm an awkward, charismatic, career driven, book-smart, goofy guy.

-I'm a huge fan of micro-brew beer.
-I wear suits for no reason other than feeling like it.
-Swimming is my workout of choice.
-I laugh at inappropriate moments.
-People watching is one of my pastimes.
-I am very patient.
-Bacon is the greatest thing ever.
-I spice up my work day with Nerf wars and ping pong games.
-I take jokes too far, and then keep at them until they're funny again.
-My face is very expressive when it shouldn't be and blank when it should be expressive.
-I like to engage in intellectual sparring.
-Karaoke is always fun.
-I love the History Channel.
-Ice cream is sometimes my breakfast
-An occasional obscure Star Wars/Anchorman quote will come out of my mouth.
-Poop and farts are hilarious.
-Ties are my favorite clothing accessory.
-Rain reminds me of home.
-I love my North Face jacket.
-Avocados with soy sauce poured in the middle is amazing
-If Trader Joes opened a bar, I would be there all the time.
-I tend to know really useless facts.
-I have a cat.

Just trying to let the serendipity of finding someone perfect happen without rush.
What I’m doing with my life
Been making moments awkward since 1986.

Working in new media and the YouTube world. It's a trip.
I’m really good at
I can actually lick my elbow.
The first things people usually notice about me
My name.

I'm half Japanese and half white but you wouldn't tell just from looking at me. I like to go with cultural ambiguity. It's mostly just people asking the awkward question, "so what are you?"
Six things I could never do without
The internet
My phone
Good Friends
A place to go where everybody knows your name
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to take over the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Instead, I'm going to put up my to do list for LA separated by things that I have and haven't done.

Haven't done:
-Go to Catalina Island
-Drive the Malibu Coast
-Go to Brennan's pub for Turtle racing
-Go to the Petersen Automotive Museum
-Buy something at the Rose Bowl Flea Market
-Explore hidden gems in downtown LA
-Find the best Korean BBQ
-Visit the Museum of Jurassic Technology
-Stop by MOCA

Have done but want to go again:
-Spend a day at the Getty
-6 Flags Magic Mountain
-Crash a movie premier
-Get Sandwiches at Bay Cities Deli
-Camp on a beach for the weekend (have to make a bit of a drive, but fun.)
-Go West Hollywood Jesus hunting
-Hit up the comedy scenes
-See a movie at the Hollywood Cemetery
-Picnic (doesn't matter where, beach, park, the 405...)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-My cat is named Stanley Kubrick Jr. of the Dagobah System.  He had that name when I got him...

Not really, I gave it to him...

He's also a textophobiac and terrified of Wool. But he's also the most friendly cat ever.
You should message me if
-You use your blinker when driving.
-You wear a short skirt and a long jacket.
-You aren't afraid to ride a roller coaster.
-You like cats.
-You prefer bars over clubs.
-Must be geographically convenient, so close to West Hollywood.
-Bonus if you aren't currently pursuing a career as an actress.
The two of us