30 Melbourne, Australia
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What I’m doing with my life
Indoor work with no heavy lifting.
I’m really good at
Picking the right avocado, forgetting people's names
The first things people usually notice about me
Curiously two-toned beard (white moustache/ginger jaw like a sort of golden gaytime* colour scheme)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Nick Harkaway, Margaret Atwood, Felix Gilman, Pratchett, Gaiman, Gibson, Vonnegut, Adams, AC Clarke, PK Dick, Bill Bryson, Rushdie, Wodehouse, Waugh, Popolongtoshops

Miyazaki/Ghibli, Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers, Paul Thomas Anderson, Jean-Pierre Jeunet

Black Books, Future Boy Conan, Bob's Burgers, Peep Show, Adventure Time, Doctor Who (Baker, Davison and Smith), Venture Bros

Chad Vangaalen, David Bowie, David Byrne/Talking Heads, The Pogues, TISM, The Bronx, Gary Numan, Tom Waits, Okkervil River, Car Seat Headrest, Beethoven, Blood Orange, Das Racist, Art Brut, Battles, Brightblack Morning Light, Cake, Vivaldi, Chris Isaak, Hot Chip, Die Antwoord, The Drones, ELO, Fuck Buttons, Gorillaz, Nick Cave, Passion Pit, Handsome Furs, HTRK, Islands, Pulp/Jarvis Cocker, Japanther, John Maus, Jonny Telafone, Joy Division, LCD Soundsysytem, Les Savy Fav, Machine Gun Fellatio, Television, Mates of State, MV & EE With The Bummer Road, Neutral Milk Hotel, New Order, Of Montreal, Pictureplane, QOTSA, Queen, Rammstein, Shuggie Otis, Roy Orbison, Blur, Dethklok, The Cool Kids, The Magnetic Fields, The Modern Lovers, The Postal Service, The Thermals, The XX, Crystal Castles, Titus Andronicus, Tom Petty, Toots and the Maytals, Trans Am, TV on the Radio, Vangelis, Ween
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The inexorable march towards death. Also dogs of varying sizes.
UPDATE: My new housemates have a tiny dog and she is the very best, yes she is. Such a good girl. Patpatpat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have failed numerous times in saving to travel, thus I have never been outside Australia, and it kills me.

Update: Going to Vietnam/Cambodia in two weeks, then Vermont in August. No more dying. Hurrah.

Update: It was super great and now I want to go to everywhere even more.

Update: Went to America, it was excellent. Did you know?

Update: Went to Japan. It's the best one. The best place.
You should message me if
You feel like it