Live Free or Die guy
Former Radio DJ
Social Media Consultant
Wandering Interactive Art Piece
If you went to a festival this Summer and some masked character offered you a sharpie to draw on them there's a good chance that was me.
I like good bourbon and better beer. I like driving stick because it makes me feel like James Bond. Fortunately for my loved ones, who would inevitably be used against me, I am not actually James Bond- I just play one on N64.
Kermit the Frog is one of my biggest supporters.
I'm a hedonistic feminist with an enchanting, albeit dirty imagination. Not for the faint of heart, only for the adventurous.
"The Lumberjack Song" is a pretty keen interpretation of myself, I'm a man's man who likes smelling flowers, sipping tea and occasionally trying on women's clothing. That or Roy Orbison's "Nature Boy"
I don't own a car and don't want one. I have a bike, I ride everywhere and it suits me and California just fine.
I should add I'm a bit of kinkster and if you are too look me up on Fetlife ;)
At some point I might start auditioning again.
My trade on the other hand is still in entertainment and events but behind the scenes, I do a lot of rigging, carpentry, electrician, stagehand work, you name it I can do it. Someday I'll build my own theater, til then I'm just learning the ropes as best I can.
Recently got into the festival scene and loving it. You may know me as a bearded lady or as the coloring book.
You should check it out. I write a lot of weird stuff, mostly performance poetry, creative short fiction/nonfiction, scenes and occasionally podcasts.
I like to build things. Mostly sets for the stage but recently I've been building furniture which has been really cool.
I gave up video games for the year, super struggling with it right now but still going strong they're one of my favorite obsessions and I've been doing it about as long as I could form sentences. .
I'm a professional actor and a spoken word artist. I like to sing too, someday I'd like to start a band.
I play ukulele, not that well, but I like it and there are a few tunes I do that are pretty good. Better singer than musician.
Recently I've been getting "a young Steve Zissou" perhaps my favorite comparison thus far.
Movies: Birdman, The Man who fell to Earth, Pan's Labyrinth, Labyrinth, Buckaroo Bonzai across the 8th Dimension, most cheesy 80's films, The Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Legend of Drunken Master, The Legend 2, Hero, Red Cliff. #1 film: Stop Making Sense
Theatre Shows: Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Avenue Q, Urinetown
TV shows: Dexter, Adventure Time, Lost, Super Jail, Robot Chicken, The Daily Show, Colbert Report. Battlestar Galactica, Rick and Morty, Daredevil, House of Cards, The Walking Dead, Gotham, Bill Mahr, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
Music: Gotye, Animal Collective, Lykke Li, Flight of the Conchords, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Nina Simone, Miles Davis, Dizzy Guilespie, David Bowie, Future Islands, Churches, 80's, The Cure, Bob Dylan.
Food: Italian, salmon, london broil, bbq ribs, home fried potatoes, sushi (esp. Unagi), spinach, Apple Pie Crust Turnovers, my family's home made white plus bread, Cucumbers, most of all cardamom cake, anything home made, nothing fast food. If I had to live off of one meal for the rest of my life it would undoubtedly be an organic peanut butter and boysenberry jelly sandwich on my home made bread with a tall glass of cold skim milk.
Games: Skyrim, Settlers of Katan, Final Fantasy 7 (greatest game ever made), Texas Hold 'em, Magic: The Gathering, Baldur's Gate II, Devil May Cry III SE, American Mcgee's Alice, Super Smash Brothers (first three iterations), League of Legends, every Final Fantasy game except online and 13, New Vegas
What am I doing with my life? -Oh, right, that's what I'm doing with my life.
Should I be here or someplace else? - oh, right, this is exactly where I want to be. I'm on the right path.
If I'm in for the evening it's typically spent gaming with a nice box of wine a seriously sharp cheddar and some crackers.
I always stop to smell the flowers.
I never eat movie theater popcorn.
Sometimes I cry while watching a good movie. And I love it.
I always put blankets on passed out friends when they sleep over/pass out.
I never eat spam.
I love the smell of fresh cut wood, old books and tall grass.
But, you should message me if:
You're into beards or having a good time.
You want to go thrift shopping and play dress up.
You want to start a band or co-lab on some type of art.
You aren't afraid of taking risks or making the first move.
You want to have earth shatteringly good sex or just the best snuggles heaven has to offer.
You ride a bike or skateboard.
You can climb a tree or a catwalk.
If you play games or cosplay.
If you have object permanence and still don't give a shit.
If you're a poet.
If you're into meeting cool new people. I am both new and a person.
If you're looking for love in all the wrong places.
If you noticed I spelled "incredibly" without the "d" in the "about me" section, and maybe that made you shudder for a moment.
If my inbox is full just hit me up on my IG @Soldatious