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My self-summary
Name's Danté, mystery solved. Hold the 'e' button down until the accented letters appear, for noobs to the whole virtual keyboard thing.

Shy kinda guy from Troy. I'm a little geeky, and if lost, can be found at the nearest gamestop. I know the difference between your/you're and there/their/they're. I can sometimes be caught using the queen's english. I wished to choose sarcasm as a known language, however, the closest thing they had was english. Not narcissistic or egotistical, but the only thing I can think of to really talk about, without balderdashing, is myself. I am not fluent in the act of conversing via text, and far inferior verbally.

Open to any type, but... Redhead + Glasses + Freckles = Kryptonite

I plan to finish up college to be an actuary. Work as a banquet waiter at an Italian restaurant. I typically am shy at first, but open up (maybe a bit too much) once I get comfortable.

I enjoy stupid and trashy pickup lines. A couple interesting ones a friend recently told me were:
- "My lips are like skittles, taste the rainbow"
- "My left leg's name is Christmas and my right's New year's eve, why don't you come visit me inbetween the holidays?"

I feel that this section has been sufficiently filled...now to fill something else.
What I’m doing with my life
Working and school. That's pretty much it. I can go into the mundane tasks of my daily life , e.g. laundry, cleaning, homework, et cetera, however, I do not think that it would be as entertaining to you, as it is to my mother. That woman loves her a depressed and antisocial son.
I’m really good at
Holding my liquor, until I am not. Then I am really good at not being able to hold my liquor, amongst other things at that point.
The first things people usually notice about me
Honestly, it would probably be the absence of anything noticeable..It used to be my hair, but now I cut it. So I would have to say my smile...and I guess now I look similar to Lenny Kravitz (I can't see it)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Vast fields of the ordinary
Someday this pain will be useful to you
What they always tell us
Life of Pi
A variety of manga
Legend Series
When Love Comes To Town
Will Grayson, Will Grayson
Divergent Series
Are you there, vodka? It's me, Chelsea

30 seconds to mars, Aaliyah, paramore, skrillex, Leona Lewis, pink, panic! @ the disco, Swedish house mafia, Bruno mars, cher lloyd, lady gaga, fun., imagine dragons, Patrick stump, fall out boy, gym class heroes, Travis McCoy, evanescence, Rihanna, Kelly Rowland, Destiny's child, tlc, the used, the All-American rejects, Taylor swift, Eminem (somewhat), tons more...

New Girl, the new normal, glee, modern family, raising hope, spartacus, Dexter, sons of anarchy,the Mindy project, supernatural, HIMYM, Monroe, misfits, shameless (UK), skins (UK), Being Human (UK), suits, true blood, game of thrones, elementary, scrubs, family guy, robot chicken, apartment 23, ...

I like a sorts. Sushi, almost anything bbq, curry chicken, curry goat, oxtail, anything shrimp related, a lot of Chinese and Thai dishes. Honestly, easiest to say what I don't like. I don't really care for mushrooms, olives and anything with tons of onions. I can pretty much do anything else. I love to bake, so there is a very special place in my heart for sweets, and by heart I mean stomach.
Six things I could never do without
- Friends/Family
- Electricity
- Nourishment
- Humour
- Freedom
- Financial Stability
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it is that I have forgotten.
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking of trying to attempt to possibly hangout with someone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like ellipses....but you probably already noticed that.

I love the Interrobang, but sadly I am unable to get people in on this love of mine. I want it to be a polyamorous thing.

I want to find three people on here. One that's completely and horrendously my enemy, one in which we're 100% friends and one truly perfect match.

At last count, I owned 53 pairs of undies, 93 t-shirts, not including plain white t-s...although I really like that band despite the fact that I do not own their material, and 37 pairs of colourful socks. I last counted in the summer of '11...
You should message me if
If you do not wish to have a decent conversation, because that is what shall ensue, and I shan't oblige otherwise...one with bad grammar also; my keyboard obviously has become anorexic, and is now too skinny for me to type accurately without the misguided help of sir auto-correct.
The two of us