I now own a pair of Sailor Moon leggings and I'm officially a king of a castle in Ireland in 2016. I can prove both!
And let's add a new apartment to my year of win!
I'm not saying I'm looking for marriage right off the bat but I will say this, the wedding recital will look and go a lot like this: https://youtu.be/m8PgCLnG0aM
Born and raised in LA, took a detour in Austin from September 2011 to January 2013, I've been back in LA since then. I guess I can never be torn from LA, which is good because I love this city. I love its flaws, imperfections, traffic, sprawled-out hugeness, and its all due to its diversity, weather, food.
I'm a geek, nerd, whatever. Any idea or stereotype, idea, expectation, or notion you have of me, you won't have it for long. I love video games, love Nintendo, comics, movies, movies based on comics, but I also love shopping, going out, bars, rock climbing, camping, snowboarding, concerts, cooking, shopping (yeah I said it twice!), Netflix, traveling, The Wire, eating, biking, social justice, anime, kung fu, sports (Ravens, Thunder, Penguins are my triumvirate of loyalty).
I promise you a great time with me, or at least chuckle.
Dear women, I will not engage in any shirtless photo if you don't have a photo of yourself in a car or your bathroom. Deal?
I put the D in Delicious. Damnit, this is my profile and I can put any horrible pickup line I want!
I'm also a stay-at-home actor.
In the meantime, I'm pursuing my dream to be the realest housewife ever and amassing the greatest t-shirt collection ever!
Books: Animal Farm, 1984, Lord of the Flies, Fences, Watchmen, The Divine Comedy, Man Comics!, Sextrology and Little Big Man. I had more but screw remembering. I'm more into social and political books anyway.
Music: Metallica, Led Zeppelin, White Stripes and pretty much anything Jack White does, even that Coke ad jingle he wrote years back, Raconteurs, Kanye West, Scorpions, Prince, AC/DC, Van Halen, Mars Volta, Minibosses (you must get their Castlevania 2 cover), Kate Bush, Ennio Morricone, Hans Zimmer, Silversun Pickups, The Feaver, Haim, Steel Panther, Haim, My Dick, Run The Jewels and some more video game music.
Games-Burnout, Super Mario (the platforming series), the Legend of Zelda, Sonic, Guitar Hero (this doesn't contradict my feelings on people who primarily play it), Metroid, Metal Gear, Uncharted 2, Muramasa, Soul Calibur, No More Heroes, Super Smash Bros., Half-Life, Resident Evil, Phantasy Star, Mega Man X, Chrono Trigger, Kirby, God of War, Tecmo Bowl, Xenoblade Chronicles-the best piece of art I've seen for all of 2012.
TV-Ever since The Wire and Arrested Development ended their runs, TV is no longer important to me but The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret is changing that for me.....and it worked.
I'm digging Brooklyn Nine Nine, SNL and that's it. Of course Orange Is The New Black is watched, but who hasn't seen it and enjoyed. (Answer: clowns)
There were two runway attendants who liked to get drunk at the end of their shift at the airport. One night, they ran out of booze and couldn't find a place in time. So, they looked around and one attendant said 'let's drink some jet fuel!' The other guy said 'Isn't that kind of dangerous?'. The first guy went back 'Let's do it in small amounts.' The first guy took one shot and was fine. So the other guy took a shot and was fine too. They both did two more shots each before heading home. One guy woke up to a phone call from the other. The guy on the phone goes 'Joe, are you still ok?' The guy in bed goes, 'Yeah, I'm feeling totally fine no hangovers or sickness.' The guy on the phone goes, 'Good. But, whatever you do, don't fart if you have gas.' The guy in bed, puzzled, 'why? what happens?. The guy on the phone goes 'We live in California, right? I farted last night and ended up in Washington!'
A decent joke. Way better use of this space than listing six things that others can't live without, knowing damn well everyone, at one point, has gone without those six things!
Prep time: about 20 minutes
¾ c. flour
1 tbsp. sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
½ tsp. salt
1 tbsp. margarine
¾ c. milk
½ c. blueberries, washed and drained
extra margarine for the pan
stove (you'll need help from your adult assistant)
measuring cups and spoons
In a large bowl, sift together the flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt. Set the bowl aside.
Melt the margarine in a small saucepan.
Crack the egg into a medium-size bowl, then add the milk and melted margarine.
Whisk egg mixture until it is well mixed.
Add the flour mixture to the egg mixture. Whisk again until both mixtures are blended together.
Put extra margarine in the saucepan and heat it on the stovetop on medium heat. It is hot enough when the margarine starts to bubble.
Use a measuring cup or a small ladle to spoon the batter into the pan. Put some blueberries on top of each pancake.
Cook your pancakes on medium heat until small bubbles appear on the top.
Use a spatula to see when your pancakes are light brown on the bottom. When they are, flip them over with the spatula.
Cook for another few minutes until the pancakes are light brown on the other side.
Remove your pancakes and put them on plates to enjoy!
Now, it's mostly like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iIGGiejBKY
At Karaoke, I will belt out Since U Been Gone and nail it 100%
Every morning, I get inflicted with anal glaucoma. It's a severe condition where I can't see my ass getting ready for work.
I only have one true dealbreaker: Arrested Development. If you watch it, we're good and everything else will work out fine. If you don't, stay away. I can't deal with second hand stupid.
Or! If you can handle this cinematic majesty
Or if you wanna spend a night in and watch Traxx. Don't Google it. Please!
Or if you don't 'live life to the fullest'. One of the emptiest and meaningless fucking phrases I ever heard and I remember the 'Just Say No!' anti-drug campaign.
If Young Metro trust you
You wanna make Mario levels in Super Mario Maker (which is the greatest thing to happen this year) while I bake you a cheesecake
You keep hot sauce in your bag
You wanna do the Running Man challenge
You wanna get tacos and touch butts
Everyone else, I hope you're ready for this jelly!
WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites - You know what....knock yourself out! Take my pictures and anything. Put a dick on it, put several-dream big. If I really cared that much about privacy, I'd disengage from the Internet completely. I don't care. Do whatever the hell you want!
But seriously, please, please write me if you can.....GIMME SOME REGGAE!!!