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My self-summary
Ive seen a lot of profile edits referencing how they do not want to be near a Trump supporter. To those people, I love you and will always offer you my solidarity and maybe love the fuck out of all of you.

This is very important so it must be stated. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is godly stuff. A must play!

I'm not saying I'm looking for marriage right off the bat but I will say this, the wedding recital will look and go a lot like this: https://youtu.be/m8PgCLnG0aM

Born and raised in LA, took a detour in Austin from September 2011 to January 2013, I've been back in LA since then. I guess I can never be torn from LA, which is good because I love this city. I love its flaws, imperfections, traffic, sprawled-out hugeness, and its all due to its diversity, weather, food.

I'm a geek, nerd, whatever. Any idea or stereotype, idea, expectation, or notion you have of me, you won't have it for long. I love video games, love Nintendo, comics, movies, movies based on comics, but I also love shopping, going out, bars, rock climbing, camping, snowboarding, concerts, cooking, shopping (yeah I said it twice!), Netflix, traveling, The Wire, eating, biking, social justice, anime, kung fu, sports (Ravens, Thunder, Penguins are my triumvirate of loyalty).

I promise you a great time with me, or at least chuckle.

Dear women, I will not engage in any shirtless photo if you don't have a photo of yourself in a car or your bathroom. Deal?

I put the D in Delicious. Damnit, this is my profile and I can put any horrible pickup line I want!
What I’m doing with my life
I'll be leaving the video game industry (fuck yes!!!!) to work for a dope startup

I'm also a stay-at-home actor.

In the meantime, I'm pursuing my dream to be the realest housewife ever and amassing the greatest t-shirt collection ever!
I’m really good at
Video games (but not to where I can be amazing at it for a living) and being a real sweetheart. And sports. And writing. And Anything I feel like doing to kill time. And cooking. And being able to say every state in America in a quarter of a second. And finding funny stuff in the middle of work. Also, getting along with just about every person I run into. Except that guy, he's been eye raping people all night.
The first things people usually notice about me
After compiling data from friends, family and exes: dat ass
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Juice-that was a good movie. Deep Blue Sea-Samuel L. Jackson got ate by a shark. A fuckin' shark ate him! Jurassic Park (A dollar to the first person who spots the reference.) But seriously I loved all three Lord of the Rings movies, The Killer, The Matrix Trilogy (yes, it was good), Collateral, The Dark Knight, District 9, Inglorious Basterds, Precious, Macgruber, Inception, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Machete!!!!, Battle Royale, Tron Legacy, True Grit. Evangelion (all of it!) Chronicle (probably the best movie of 2012, so far), Drive, Cabin in the Woods, Prometheus, Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises. Life of Pi, Iron Man 3, Man of Steel. At World's End, Gravity (the best movie of 2013), Zero Dark Holy Shit, This Movie Sucks, Transcendence, Zero Theorem, Lucy, Interstellar

Books: Animal Farm, 1984, Lord of the Flies, Fences, Watchmen, The Divine Comedy, Man Comics!, Sextrology and Little Big Man. I had more but screw remembering. I'm more into social and political books anyway.

Music: Metallica, Led Zeppelin, White Stripes and pretty much anything Jack White does, even that Coke ad jingle he wrote years back, Raconteurs, Kanye West, Scorpions, Prince, AC/DC, Van Halen, Mars Volta, Minibosses (you must get their Castlevania 2 cover), Kate Bush, Ennio Morricone, Hans Zimmer, Silversun Pickups, The Feaver, Haim, Steel Panther, Haim, My Dick, Run The Jewels and some more video game music.

Foods-Yes, please!

Games-Burnout, Super Mario (the platforming series), the Legend of Zelda, Sonic, Guitar Hero (this doesn't contradict my feelings on people who primarily play it), Metroid, Metal Gear, Uncharted 2, Muramasa, Soul Calibur, No More Heroes, Super Smash Bros., Half-Life, Resident Evil, Phantasy Star, Mega Man X, Chrono Trigger, Kirby, God of War, Tecmo Bowl, Xenoblade Chronicles-the best piece of art I've seen for all of 2012.

TV-Ever since The Wire and Arrested Development ended their runs, TV is no longer important to me but The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret is changing that for me.....and it worked.

I'm digging Brooklyn Nine Nine, SNL and that's it. Of course Orange Is The New Black is watched, but who hasn't seen it and enjoyed. (Answer: clowns)
Six things I could never do without
Video games, family, inter.....oh for fuck's sake:
There were two runway attendants who liked to get drunk at the end of their shift at the airport. One night, they ran out of booze and couldn't find a place in time. So, they looked around and one attendant said 'let's drink some jet fuel!' The other guy said 'Isn't that kind of dangerous?'. The first guy went back 'Let's do it in small amounts.' The first guy took one shot and was fine. So the other guy took a shot and was fine too. They both did two more shots each before heading home. One guy woke up to a phone call from the other. The guy on the phone goes 'Joe, are you still ok?' The guy in bed goes, 'Yeah, I'm feeling totally fine no hangovers or sickness.' The guy on the phone goes, 'Good. But, whatever you do, don't fart if you have gas.' The guy in bed, puzzled, 'why? what happens?. The guy on the phone goes 'We live in California, right? I farted last night and ended up in Washington!'

A decent joke. Way better use of this space than listing six things that others can't live without, knowing damn well everyone, at one point, has gone without those six things!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
These bomb ass pancakes I wanna make:

Prep time: about 20 minutes


¾ c. flour
1 tbsp. sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
½ tsp. salt
1 tbsp. margarine
1 egg
¾ c. milk
½ c. blueberries, washed and drained
extra margarine for the pan

stove (you'll need help from your adult assistant)
large bowl
mixing spoon
medium-size bowl
measuring cups and spoons

In a large bowl, sift together the flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt. Set the bowl aside.
Melt the margarine in a small saucepan.
Crack the egg into a medium-size bowl, then add the milk and melted margarine.
Whisk egg mixture until it is well mixed.
Add the flour mixture to the egg mixture. Whisk again until both mixtures are blended together.
Put extra margarine in the saucepan and heat it on the stovetop on medium heat. It is hot enough when the margarine starts to bubble.
Use a measuring cup or a small ladle to spoon the batter into the pan. Put some blueberries on top of each pancake.
Cook your pancakes on medium heat until small bubbles appear on the top.
Use a spatula to see when your pancakes are light brown on the bottom. When they are, flip them over with the spatula.
Cook for another few minutes until the pancakes are light brown on the other side.
Remove your pancakes and put them on plates to enjoy!
On a typical Friday night I am
I used to spend it Hangin' With Mr Cooper

Now, it's mostly like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iIGGiejBKY
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
For there’s a man inside me, and only when he’s finally out, can I walk free of pain

At Karaoke, I will belt out Since U Been Gone and nail it 100%

Every morning, I get inflicted with anal glaucoma. It's a severe condition where I can't see my ass getting ready for work.

I only have one true dealbreaker: Arrested Development. If you watch it, we're good and everything else will work out fine. If you don't, stay away. I can't deal with second hand stupid.
You should message me if
you're a lady who does lady things....and shit. And if you can sit through this clip and laugh and cry at the same time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEa1BYBgeQI&feature=player_embedded#!

Or! If you can handle this cinematic majesty

Or if you wanna spend a night in and watch Traxx. Don't Google it. Please!

Or if you don't 'live life to the fullest'. One of the emptiest and meaningless fucking phrases I ever heard and I remember the 'Just Say No!' anti-drug campaign.

If Young Metro trust you

You wanna make Mario levels in Super Mario Maker (which is the greatest thing to happen this year) while I bake you a cheesecake

You keep hot sauce in your bag

You wanna do the Running Man challenge

You wanna get tacos and touch butts

Everyone else, I hope you're ready for this jelly!

WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites - You know what....knock yourself out! Take my pictures and anything. Put a dick on it, put several-dream big. If I really cared that much about privacy, I'd disengage from the Internet completely. I don't care. Do whatever the hell you want!

But seriously, please, please write me if you can.....GIMME SOME REGGAE!!!
The two of us