If that didn't make you laugh, at least I laughed. And that is what is most important. Personal happiness and the quest to further it.
Some classics that never get old:
Kanye West, Lord of the Rings, The Aeneid, The Beatles, Edward Sharpe, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Monty Python, Cowboy Bebop
3) Michigan football
4) My friends
5) My magic carpet / genie
I guess you should message me if you want to.