Darren1994
43 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a Jersey Guy. Stand Up Comedian. And I have a Guinness World Record. ...and one rule ABD . Always Be Dancing!

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all my bills are paid. On
weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it
down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli
and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won
bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling
bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart
surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.....

But honestly....
I'm a genuine, kind- hearted guy originally from NJ. I love to laugh and make others laugh, especially my family. I lived in NYC for 9 years and moved to LA six years ago... I'm extremely outgoing, quick-witted, humble, passionate, loyal, very driven, responsible and a HUGE KID AT HEART . I volunteer on a weekly basis with the Art of Elysium, working with kids.

"YOU SEE THINGS AS THEY ARE AND SAY WHY? BUT I, I DREAM THINGS THAT NEVER WERE AND I SAY WHY NOT".... BERNARD SHAW

This is my life, my card...shoot me a note?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm very active, I play ice hockey (weekly), I run and exercise everyday and love to run at the beach. Honestly, I don't have all the answers but I have a great heart and I'm a good listener. I live a rigorously honest life and I hope you do too. Also, I'm a huge dog lover!
I've been very fortunate to travel most of the world and I'm always looking for a new places to go and see.

My friends in LA are amazing and I'm truly grateful that they're in my life. So.....

If you want to have a couple of laughs drop me a line. Oh, and I ran the New York Marathon and it was awful.
I’m really good at
Dance offs... I have a rule ABD ...Always Be Dancing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being a Toys R Us kid.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually doing stand up.
You should message me if
You're awesome!
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