30 Middleton, United States
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My self-summary
Ok, I know my screen name on here sucks. I'm usually a lot more funny, trust me.

FYI: I grew a beard. I'll post up some new pics of it soon.

I'm a kind hearted, sensitive, intelligent, guy, who has a tough side.

I'm very approachable. I smile at just about everyone, and I've been known to make faces at little kids. I have a great sense of humor, which can be a little dark and edgy. Think Lewis Black, meets Hannibal Buress, meets Doug Stanhope.

I'm always up for some sort of adventure, from running through the woods, week long camping trips, or going to rock concerts on a week night. I'm a avid cyclist, so yeah I'm one of those nerds who bikes to work, and just about every where else. A date on two wheels would be great in my book. I do own a car, but I'd rather be biking. I'm also a good tipper if that tells you anything.

If you would like to know more, message me. I don't bite.

One last thing. I have no idea why my personality rating says I'm less kind. How do they judge that anyway?
What I’m doing with my life
Im a cartographer for a local company. I'm learning more about programming, and project management.

Besides that I'm cycling, running, hiking, swimming, hunting, fishing and most of all being social as much as possible. I'm also training for a few triathlons, and other events.
I’m really good at
Guessing the ends of movies and shows.
Talking to strangers
Making lame jokes.
having intelligent conversations
Not being a bag of douche.
The first things people usually notice about me
How I imagine it sounds in other people's minds

"Pretty nice guy. Nice smile. That was kinda funny. I like that shirt. Holy crap, did he bike all the way here?!"

Besides that my sense of humor I would think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sand County Almanac
Harry Potter
Where the red ferns grow
Lord of the Flies

Just about anything by Quentin Tarantino
Fight Club
40 year old virgin
Star Wars
Star Trek
History (Books, movies, shows, whatever)
Colbert Report
Game of Thrones(I really need to read the books)


Smashing Pumpkins
Foo Fighters
Rage Against the Machine
Fountains of Wayne
Flogging Molly
Dave Matthews
The Mighty Mighty BossTones
Frank Sinatra
Counting Crows
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Luminaries
Fountains of Wayne
Dropkick Murphys
Foo Fighters again.
Various classical, film scores.
Really most any music has great value in my eyes.

Lewis Black
Louis C. K.
George Carlin
Patton Oswalt
Joe Rogan
Jon Stewart
Jamie Kirsten
Marc Maron

Real pizza
Honestly Fresh fruit, veggies, and salad.
Wild game
Always up for something new.
The six things I could never do without
Good friends
Someone intelligent to talk to
My dog
My bikes
Craft Beer
Good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Planning for the future. Near and long term.
My varies hobbies.
Comedy bits I should write down.
If I fed the dog this morning. The answer is always yes, I just do a mental double check.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at the Y. Driving to somewhere for the weekend. Relaxing with the dog at home, or out with friends at a pub.
If its light out, I'm probably biking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My mother and grandmother passed away on the same day when I was nine. I think it made me grow up in a hurry.

On a lighter note. I've been known to eat cilantro by the fist full.
You should message me if
you would like to know more about me, and if you actually want to meet in person. Let's be honest, this site is really a means to an end which is actually meeting people. I love meeting new people, and I'm a great conversationalist. So let's grab a beer, a cup of coffee, a Italian ice, whatever and talk.