45Woodinville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm awesome, I really am, just ask me.

Seriously though, I'm a good guy, looking for a good lady. Don't think that's asking too much.

I like to crack jokes, frequently inappropriate (inapprops dude). Good food (sushi, Thai, etc.)

Have a question about me? Just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Working too much.
Playing too little.
Enjoying everyday.
Finding the humour in every day.
I’m really good at
Reaching things on the top shelf.
Finding the humor in most situations.
Baking a mean chocolate chip cookie or snicker doodle.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess my height, but no one has ever really told me and I haven't really asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Big Sleep, The Long Goodbye, The Maltese Falcon, the Deep Blue Goodbye. What can I say? I'm a sucker for classic crime noir.

TV: Justified, Community, NCIS, Burn Notice, Orphan Black, British mysteries

Movies: The usual suspects, LA Confidential

Music: I'm so I indie I listen to bands that don't even exist. You probably want to know about the ones that do. The Damnwells, the Eagles, Matt Nathanson, John Coltrane and Miles Davis to name a few.
Six things I could never do without
Decent food
A good drink
Bad jokes
Something to occupy my time
Did I say sleep?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do some women over-pluck their eyebrows to the point they have to draw them on? It's creepy.

Where to go for the next birthday vacation? Puerto Rico last year, how about Hawaii this year? But which island?
On a typical Friday night I am
Happy hour, catching up on TiVo, maybe a movie. All sorts of options.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes, when walking down a flight of stairs, I lose my place and have to reset myself.
You should message me if
You like to laugh and make inappropriate jokes about most anything.
Anything about my profile piqued you curiosity.
You're looking for a relationship.
Or you just feel like messaging a random person. I'll reply one way or another.
The two of us