32 Amherst, United States
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My self-summary
I've only run out of gas once in my life.
You probably have never heard of my job.
You definitely wont be able to spell my name correctly.
I can't remember if I was joking when I answered a lot of my questions, so if we are a 95% match and you think I'm an asshole, sorry!
What I’m doing with my life
Building a great start-up company with my brah.
Our professional lives are like social network meets mad men meets goodfellas meets Breaking Bad. And Jerry Maguire.
I’m really good at
I'm good at cracking dry witty puns and cracking up rooms full of socialites and powerful ruling class magnates.

Making swans out of aluminum foil.

Shooting laser beams out of my eyeballs and teleporting.
I'm only *pretty* good at the last two.
The first things people usually notice about me
Despite being 32 years old I still have all my hair. I must have done great things in my life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just filled out this profile, so I will have to get back to this. I have a lot and I hope you do too!
The six things I could never do without
Clean white t-shirts and socks
Old spice Aqua Reef
Noxema face wash

Stopping for now so I don't put all hygiene products. Sorry I just went shopping at CVS.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Deep philosophical stuff, sex (just being honest), last night's dream, how will i retire?
On a typical Friday night I am
Driving out to Long Island to find the Amityville Horror House.
If you come with me sometime I swear a chill will shoot up your spine as we go by.

I also like prank calling the swine flu hotline. Why did they block my number anyway?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know what my username even means. At least it doesn't have the word "taco" in it.
You should message me if
You owe me money and haven't been able to find me anywhere else.