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03/31/14 - Update
Thanks, Ladies! It's been fun, but I'm taking a break. We had some good times. :) Good luck to all!!


If not us, who? If not now, when?
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George Costanza meets Lex Luthor??? A little Nerdy, a little Evil Genius?? Maybe Jason Statham's dorky brother?

Artist hidden within a Scientist

'He's a prophet... he's a prophet and a pusher, partly truth, partly fiction. A walking contradiction'. (you get a dollar if you know where that's from)

Optimistic cynic?? Smart, funny as hell. I can be the life of the party, but I usually sit back and let others do the heavy lifting. I need a partner in crime and someone to be my muse. I’m a legend in my own mind. I’m ahead of my time, but only by 2 ½ hours.

Opinionated BUT Open Minded

But enough about ME.....Let's talk about US! ;)

This might sum it up.......I went to both an Elton John Concert AND a Nine Inch Nails concert within the same week (Oct 2013).

Connecticut "Friendly"
What I’m doing with my life
TiVo, Living, Learning, Teaching, Working, Procrastinating, Forgetting, Watching, Waiting...Commiserating. Hitting the Gym.

Using my PhD I got from home schooling (hahaha). For over 16 years now, I am working as a Microbiologist (Validation Specialist) for a big pharmaceutical company.

I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up. I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
I’m really good at
Paying my Bills on time

Did you ever know that I'm your hero? ;)

I'm a Genius at putting my foot in my mouth.
(I will accidentally say something that will piss you off...not intentionally)

TiVo, Microbiology, Cooking/Baking (Studied under Francois Payard and David Rosengarten...well...I use their books anyway....see attached photos), Making People (myself) Laugh, (over)thinking.

Using CAPS for dramatic emphasis in my e-mails and parenthesis ( ) to break the fourth wall.

Quoting movies and TV shows.

Blowing stuff up.......with my MIND!!!!

I am a chameleon and can adapt and fit into any situation.


Modesty!! I am a RockStar of Modesty. ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses? Dimples??

Every new person that gets to know me thinks I am 30.

"He's Cute!! Must be Dumb!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books-I Don't really read books, but I am addicted to information so I am always reading articles and wikipedia online. Just got Modernist Cuisine. It's a 2400 page encyclopedic masterpiece of how cooking works at the physical, chemical, biological and psychological level.

TV - Rick & Morty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music-Most Music. I can't list everything. I'm not too into country, but it's ok.

Art-Love the Photography of Peter Lik, Paintings by Jackson Pollack.

Food-Good, simple. Another touchy subject. I'm not a difficult person but I have strong opinions about some things.

Movies-Here's a partial list:
Fight Club/Step Brothers/Kill Bill 1&2/Pulp Fiction/True Romance/Jackie Brown/Se7en/Animal House/Blues Brothers/Three Amigos/Spies Like Us/Vacation/European Vacation/Caddyshack/Smokey and the Bandit/Cannonball Run/Cannonball Run II/Hooper/Go/Swingers/Road Trip/American Pie/ American Beauty/The Matrix/The Sixth Sense/The Village/The Green Mile/Magnolia/Boogie Nights/There Will be Blood/Being John Malkovich/Dogma/clerks./Clerks II/Mallrats/Hay and Silent Bob Strike Back/The Blair Witch Project/Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery/Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me/Austin Powers: Goldmember/South park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut/Office Space/The Boondock Saints/Three Kings/The Insider/Cruel Intentions/Notting Hill/10 Things I Hate About You/About a Boy/Love Actually/Galaxy Quest/Big Daddy/Billy Madison/Happy Gilmore/The Wedding Singer/The Hot Chick/Anger Management/Spanglish/Click/Any Given Sunday/Girl, Interrupted/Payback/Dark City/The Cider House Rules/Election/Arlington Road/A Simple Plan/The Gift/Frailty/The Last Supper/Boys Don't Cry/Lost Souls/Blast From the Past/Audition/Oldboy/Summer of Sam/The Limey/Detroit Rock City/For Love of the Game/The Game/Las House on the Left (1972)/One Hour Photo/The Machinist/The Departed/Mean Streets/Taxi Driver/Raging Bull/Goodfellas/Casino/ The Aviator/The Last Waltz/Bringing Out the Dead/Cape Fear/The King of Comedy/Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore/The Wicker Man (original 1973)/The Shining/Paths of Glory/Lolita/2001:A Space Odyssey/Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb/A Clockwork Orange/Barry Lyndon/Full Metal Jacket/Eyes Wide Shut/Platoon/The Godfather/The Godfather Part II/The Conversation/Apocalypse Now/The Outsiders/The Cotton Club/Bram Stoker's Dracula/The Rainmaker/One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest/ Hair/ Ragtime/Amadeus/The People vs. Larry Flynt/Man on the Moon/The Manchurian Candidate/Ronin/The Way of the Gun/The Anderson Tapes/Serpico/Dog Day Afternoon/Network/Running on Empty/Family Business/Before the Devil Knows You're Dead/The French Connection/The Exorcist/Deal of the Century/ In The Company Of Men/Your Friends & Neighbors/The Shape of Things/The Others/Superbad/Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy/Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby/Knocked Up/The 40 Year Old Virgin/The Big Red One/Scream/The Searchers/Once Upon a Time in America/Rebel Without a Cause/East of Eden/Giant/Enter the Dragon/The Last Dragon/Back to the Future/Glengarry Glen Ross/The Crow/The Deer Hunter/Snatch/Trainspotting/Shallow Grave/28 Days Later.../Halloween(1978)/Batman/Raiders of the Lost Ark/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom/Jaws/Jaws 2/Duel/Close Encounters of the Third Kind/Schindler's List/Saving Private Ryan/Catch Me If You Can/The Hunger/Beverly Hills Cop/Beverly Hills Cop II/Revenge/The Fan/Unbreakable/A History of Violence/Videodrome/The Dead Zone/The Fly(1986)/Dumb and Dumber/Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd/Kingpin/There's Something About Mary/Me, Myself & Irene/High Fidelity/Grosse Pointe Blank/The Lost Boys/Spider-Man/American Psycho/Good Will Hunting/Lethal Weapon/Lethal Weapon II/Lethal Weapon III/Lethal Weapon IV/The Omen/Superman/Superman II/The Toy/The Goonies/Scrooged/Die Hard/Die Hard II/Die Hard: With a Vengeance/Basic/The Terminator/Dawn of the Dead (1978)/Dawn of the Dead (2004)/Heathers/Iron Man/Dirty Dancing/Ropocop/Do The Right Thing/Little Miss Sunshine/Night of the Living Dead (1968)/Garden State/Rain Man/The English Patient/Hot Fuzz/Shaun of the Dead/Wall-E/Finding Nemo/Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn/Amy of Darkness/Rocky/Rocky II/Rocky III/Rocky IV/Airplane/Airplane 2/The Breakfast Club/Sixteen Candles/Weird Science/Ferris Bueller's Day Off/Some Kind of Wonderful/Trains, Planes & Automobiles/She's Having a Baby/The Great Outdoors/Uncle Buck/Once Bitten/Meatballs/Meatballs Part II/Meatballs III: Summer Job/Porky's/Porky's II: The Next Day/Porky's Revenge/M*A*S*H/The Player/Shortcuts/Gosford Park/Unfaithfully Yours (1984)/Planet of the Apes (1968)/Conquest of the Planet of the Apes/Arthur/The Green Mile/Out of Sight/Braveheart/Midnight Run/Traffic/Gray's Anatomy/American History X/Deliverance/Point Break/Real Genius/Valley Girl/Fast Times at Ridgemont High/Clueless/Can't Hardly Wait/Dazed and Confused/The Bad News Bears (1976)/The Bad news bears in Breaking Training/The Untouchables/Sisters (1973)/Carrie/Scarface/Body Double/Femme Fatale/Interview With the Vampire/Mad Max/The Road Warriors/Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome/The Warriors/The Stepfather (1987)/Sin City/Pee Wee's Big Adventure/The Maltese Falcon/Ghost World/American Graffiti/Das Boot/Groundhog Day/First Blood/Rambo: First Blood Part II/Forrest Gump/Battle Royale/The Professional/No Country For Old Men/Safe/M/Monty Python's The Meaning of Life/Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)/Fargo/Intolerable Cruelty/The Man Who Wasn't There/O Brother, Where Art Thou?/Blood Simple/Big/A League of Their Own/Awakenings/Ghostbusters/Pretty Woman/Overboard/Nothing In Common/Dirty Harry/Magnum Force/The Enforcer/Hugh Noon/Play Misty For Me/The Eiger Sanction/To Kill a Mockingbird/Rushmore/The Royal Tenenbaums/The Darjeeling Express/Memento/Following/Insomnia (2002)/Insomnia (1997)/Batman Begins/The Dark Knight/The Wizard of Oz/Tootsie/Don't Look Now (1973)/Goldfinger/Live and Let Die/Diamonds Are Forever/For Your Eyes Only/Octopussy/A View to a Kill/The Bridge on the River Kwai/From Here to Eternity/Lawrence of Arabia/A Nightmare on Elm Street/Being There/Unforgiven/Almost Famous/The Sting/Lost In Translation/The Princess Bride/A Few Good Men/The American President/Misery/When Harry Met Sally.../Stand By Me/This Is Spinal Tap/Blazing Saddles/Young Frankenstein/High Anxiety/History of the World: Part I/Spaceballs/Touch of Evil/An American Werewolf in London/Rear Window/The Birds (1963)/Psycho (1960)/North by Northwest/Vertigo/Brazil/The Great Escape/The Thin Red Line/The Glass Shield/Rosemary's Baby/Chinatown/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/12 Angry Men (1957)/Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind/Edward Scissorhands/Harold and Maude/The Graduate/The Usual Suspects/On The Waterfront/A Streetcar Named Desire/Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Gone With the Wind/Citizen Kane/White Squall/Thelma and Louise/Black Rain/Blade Runner/Alien/Some Like it Hot/Casablanca/The Apartment/The Shawshank Redemption/The Last American Virgin/Bonnie and Clyde/West Side Story/My Fair Lady/Frankenstein (1931)/Easy Rider/The Last Picture Show/A Fish Called Wanda/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/A Shot in the Dark/The Return of the Pink Panther/The Pink Panther Strikes Again/Revenge of the Pink Panther/Trail of the Pink Panther/Curse of the Pink Panther/Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein/Diner/Take the Money and Run/Sleeper/Mrs. Doubtfire/Nine to Five/The Freshman/Private Benjamin/Silver Streak/Thank God It's Friday/Throw Momma From the Train/Marathon Man/Ben-Hur/Wait Until Dark/Dracula (1931)/Body Heat/Philadelphia/An Officer and a Gentleman/Tommy/Lean On Me/Fame/Flashdance/A Beautiful Mid/Searching For Bobby Fischer/The Karate Kid/Karate Kid, Part II/For Keeps?/H/Repo Man/Friday/Pink Floyd: The Wall... etc.
Six things I could never do without
TiVo (TV, Movies), computer, women (ONE will do. I'm not a gamer), friends, Great food, and a sixth thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Too much stuff. Minutiae sometimes. Does any profile on this site belong to a living human being??? What does the fox say?
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or family, Local Bar, Dinner, TV, Internet, Time Travel, Outer Space????????
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm on to your B.S......so don't even try it!

I can dance really well along to "Thriller". You'll laugh SO hard, I'm Telling you!

I talk to the T.V. when no one is around (or sometimes…when someone is around). I also talk to the internet. That’s right…the INTERNET!!

I like things (and people?) that are bad for me. :)


In college, I studied a broad in Pennsylvania.
You should message me if
You have an OkCupid account and you're not into playing games! (I'm just kidding. I'll play your games [wink])

-You want to meet a guy who's mostly good at heart for a friendship building to something long lasting.

-My quirkiness sounds intriguing and endearing rather than weird.

-You are a Doomsday Prepper.

-You haven't done anything adventurous or spontaneous yet today.

-You think bald is sexy.

-You were going to do it anyway!!! Remember?? Before you talked yourself out of it??
The two of us