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My self-summary
Haven't used this profile in a while, so bear with me as I update it!

4th year economics student/mathematics minor at UW, full time cynic and misanthropist, part time help desk assistant (which fuels my misanthropy like you don't even know...)

People think I'm funny, I'm rather deadpan and morbid, but it's actually just because I hate everyone. I also like talking about current events and the like, as well as philosophy, politics, and how bad the weather is today.

I'm also zero bullshit, I don't like people who aren't genuine about themselves, or who perpetuate stereotypes or someone else's aesthetic. Just freaking be yourself, you have one life, might as well choose how you live it yourself.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying economics and being sassy
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, knowing random tidbits of information when they suddenly become relevant, and cooking the HOUSE. DOWN.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can and do grow hair on my face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (Authors): JRR Tolkiens works, Murakami, John Ralston Saul

Movies: LOTR trilogy, Blade Runner, Alien saga, Fifth Element, The Lives Of Others, The Hours

Music: Everything except Ska. If you like Ska, I have bad news for you: its not 1995 anymore.
Six things I could never do without
Brain, heart, stomach, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what the hell I'm gonna do with my life once I can't use "I'm a student" as an excuse to do nothing anymore
On a typical Friday night I am
either working, studying, or hopefully getting drunk and playing board games somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may have possibly been partly to blame in the death of Anna Nicole Smith.... it's a long story, let's not go into it here.
You should message me if
If you want to
The two of us