Now, a little music to set the mood:
My most recent adventure brought me to Ireland, where I was a staff member on an Archaeological field-school! Spent a couple months excavating a castle, guzzling gallons of Guinness, and singing covers of Doors' songs with a few of the many bands that frequent Irish Pubs; All while trying to cover my monolithic nerd-boner for all things medieval from my peers. Great times! Can't wait to go back this summer...
"Lives of great men all remind us
We may make our lives sublime,
And departing leave behind us
Footprints in the sands of time..."
On a more boring note, I'm also good at mapping terrain and structures, digging for artifacts without accidentally destroying them before cleaning and cataloging them (oh yes, I'm sure you're gonna want to hear ALL about that, lol)... All kinds of other shit, the list just goes on and on... obviously self reflection as you can plainly see.
Movies: Waaayy too many to name, but I like the dark and bizarre. Conan The Barbarian, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, LOTR, Star Wars, of course; all the usual esoteric nerdy, trippy, weird stuff. I will watch anything with Clint Eastwood. Long live the Toxic Avenger! 'Nuff said.
Shows: SPARTACUUUSSS!!! Californication, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Ash Vs. Evil Dead, Rick and Morty... Adult Swim and Comedy Central, what more do you need? Game of Thrones is probably the greatest thing ever put to TV.
As for Music; I love classic Rock n' Roll, Punk, and Heavy Metal with a fiery passion! Guitar is the boon of my existence (though I'm also pretty good on the piano), so if you play me dubstep, edm, rap (unless it's absurdly thugnificent), or any mindless, top 40 bullshit, I will start to convulse, turn pale, then vomit acid-blood all over you... Hail Satan!
Here's the part where I would list my favorite bands... But you likely don't have 5 years to read that phonebook of a list, so I'll just name a few; Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Motörhead, AC/DC, Iggy (Pop) and the Stooges, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Hawkwind, etc, etc, et-fucking-cetera. Also... I want the Funk, I need the Funk, I've got to have that Funk, Give me the Funk. Funkadelic, Muthafunka, tear the roof off the sucker! Classical music, jazz, the blues, folk, and Spaghetti Western themes too!
Food: I love all kinds, especially the more exotic flavors like Indian and Thai. I'm always eager to try something new and incredible!.. Unless it has testicles or bugs of any sort, or was fermented in spit or feces.... Ecuador was an interesting place... If you're ever there, don't drink the Chicha, trust me!
Death, love, sex, guitar (riffs and solos), poems/lyrics, history, what I want out of life, where I want to travel, nature, what I want to do with my life "The future's uncertain, and the end is always near.... Let it roll, baby, roll!"
- I'm Batman.
- I was fairly drunk when I wrote this thing, as I assume one must be to stand rambling on about themselves like this... for better or worse, I think it shows, haha.
- One of these isn't true
You like a man who can serenade you with blistering improvised guitar solos fit for 70s vinyl.
I'm really not trying to talk to a computer screen, so hit me up if you want to have some fun and get to know each other better in person!