30Marina del Rey, United States
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My self-summary
I like crazy. Crazy is interesting. If you are not crazy in some way, read no further.

I have recently discovered that i need some crazy in my life; this may be a product of having been raised by women or possibly because i am certainly crazy myself. I am always honest and forthcoming. I don't play games; you will always know exactly how i feel at all times. If i like you, you will feel like a princess all of your days. If i dont, i wont pretend i do in the hopes of gaining some benefit; i am a real and deeply-feeling being.

I do interpretive dance at the drop of hat, will transform into a velociraptor and attack those nearby, burst into song in the midst of an aching silence, adopt accents mid sentence, and will never apologize for being totally weird.

I constantly battle with being a perfect gentleman while caging my hyper-sexuality. I am a very, very sexual person but will respect you to the end of the Earth.

I am usually described as a Viking on account of my look as well as others' perceptions of my masculinity.

I am also a Renaissance man. I love art, theatre, music, advanced sciences, mathematics, language, and romance. My friends and family text me on a daily basis asking me questions that would be better suited to jeopardy. They call me "wikidavia" (see:name)
I am a hopeless romantic. I write poetry, sensual letters, bring you flowers just because, I never forget a date or an anniversary, and when you say something, I listen to you (unless i am doing something at that moment in which case I wont hear you as I have almost no multi-tasking skills.)
I most recently graduated with a bachelors degree in Drama from SF State and moved to Los Angeles where between work and my social life I do my fair share of tv/film/theatre projects.

I am a nerd, so, if that's a turn-off, I thank you for reading this far, but, I am proud of my nerdiness and will not apologize or tone it down. I collect, assemble, and paint miniatures for massive table-top wargames in which hundreds of models are in play on terrain features (hills, rivers, cities, fortifications) I have built myself. I have more miniatures than is probably healthy, but, at least i am not an alcoholic, drug user, or an abusive man. I could very well have worse vices.

I don't lie, cheat, or steal. I won't go through your purse even if you ask me to, nor will i read your mail. I have an over-active guilt complex and I believe in the Golden Rule.

I temper all this brainy/artsy/nerdy/sentimentality with a love of personal health. I train in the gym, HARD. At least four days per week, I am there and pumping iron until I can't tell the difference between sweat and tears. I believe the gym is the personification of how relationships should be: you get out what you put in. I try to spend as little time there as possible but with the highest intensity...too much gym time is like the CEO with a million dollar salary and never leaves the office to spend it.

I want a woman who appreciates me. I will give you everything I have, but don't confuse my generosity and selflessness for weakness. I wear pants. I am still a free spirit, I do what i want, when I want, how I want, and I feel my partner should too! I want a woman who will hang out with her friends whenever she wants and not call me to ask permission. I want a woman who makes her own decisions and does not base everything on my needs; someone who knows who she is, what she wants to be, and if she doesn't know how to get there, ill do my best to help. I love independent women. I want a woman who can communicate how she feels, rather than letting it fester and explode; one who writes cute little notes or poetry, and who believes in all the good and positive things in the world. Who can always find the good in any situation, and who loves life and beauty. I want a Renaissance woman, or at least one who compliments my personalty; a yin to my yang.
What I’m doing with my life
While I have my degree in theatre and have done a my fair share of films and voice-over, financial troubles have hit my family hard and I've gone into business for myself to rebuild the safety net for them. I didn't know anything about making money, so, I read a number of books, listened to numerous audios, attended dozens of seminars,and became the pupil of a handful of millionaires. The result is that I run three businesses from home and will have my family secure by the end of the year. The world is massive and becoming successful is A LOT less complicated than you think; you have only to make the decision to do something, achieve something, or BE something by a set date and take small steps, on a daily basis, to advance yourself toward them. If you're of the same mindset I am, I'd love to hear from you:)
I’m really good at
Relating seemingly unconnected ideas, imitating the bullet-dodging scene from the matrix, the Chewbacca noise, facial expressions, and exciting you accidentally on purpose.

Oh, and i can make almost anything. Just recently, i covered a human skull in 3,200 rhinestones of varying sizes in an effort to recreate the diamond skull "for the love of God" that sold for $220 million. Its almost identical. sweeeeeet.
The first things people usually notice about me
As stated above, yeah, im pretty much a viking... Minus the drinking, womanizing, and severing a maid's braids with a throwing axe. So, that one wins out every time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you do not like Family Guy or Archer, we will not mesh. Period.

The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Good Omens, The Living Lincoln, A Treasury of Traditional Wisdom, graphic novels, and anything by the Black Library.

300, V for Vendetta, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Matrix trilogy, Inception, Rambo and Rocky sagas, Red Cliff, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I Love You Man, Dinner for Schmucks, What About Bob, The Three Amigos, Young Frankenstein...

Angels and Airwaves, Andrew W.K., Metallica, Blink 182, Jimmy Eat World, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath, ACDC, AFI, Chevelle, Rammstein, the Crystal Method, Skrillex, The White Stripes...

Pizza, Burritos, Sandwiches. Ice Cream (Coldstone), Gellato, and COOKIES. I have an unhealthy appreciation for cookies.
Six things I could never do without
1) The drama-free zone i enter as soon as i step into my home
2) A book large enough to keep me occupied for a long time but small enough to fit in my pocket.
3) My cell phone (three sisters and friends who need me as their encyclopedia)
4) A creative outlet
5) My friends and family. If you haven't love, you haven't anything at all.
6) Maybe you:)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would the world be like if random people were suddenly not bound by the laws of gravity.

If friction were no longer real, would society collapse completely, or just be really funny for a short time?

How many times must a man ignore a beggar before the man's karma catches up to him?

Whether my multiple head injuries will someday cause me to either suddenly drop dead or transform into a superhero.

If i continue to say "yes," where will i end up next?

Upside down pee pee puppy. Look it up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Inviting new friends over to my place and cooking them dinner before engaging in a night of movies, games, and riotous conversation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There is next to nothing i wont admit if asked. So, surprise me ;) No really, i love answering strange and obscure questions, or ones that are particularly inappropriate. I have no bubble. Do your worst.
You should message me if
You are in equal parts sweet and sexy, and can stare down a rhinoceros.

On a side note, I have recently been told on several occasions that my profile is "intimidating." I assure you, that was hardly my intent; I sought only to provide a fair picture of what you would be getting into when meeting me. I'm pretty intense lol
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