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My self-summary
Hey hey ladies!!! This is real simple! I love to laugh at everything and anything, including myself. I have a dark and dirty sence of humor at times. I treat everyone like gold until they give me reason not to, which is hard to do, especially my queen. I'm smart as hell and can hold a convo about almost anything. You will not find another guy like me.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing everything in my means to live it and get the most I can out of it.
I’m really good at
I am really good at trying to see the good in people and gain a lil somethin from every encounter. I'm also good at spotting an asshole.
I am good at listening, being compassionate, and making you feel like a queen.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, my dimples, my height.
Six things I could never do without
My babies (they're 9 & 12 but still my babies)
good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My kids, women, politics. I also wonder if women on these sites think penises will come flying out of their phones and computer screens at them if they chat with men? Now i can't be sure but none of the ones i talk to have brought this up, but maybe?
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, at a bar not drinking so I can say I go out. Lol, at the gym
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not gonna embarrass myself on this level.
You should message me if
If you can let go and laugh. If you're smart enough to see the forest from the trees.
The two of us