42Austin, United States
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My self-summary
1. I love to make lists.
2. Despite the fact that I'm straight, I think Xanadu may be one of the best movies ever made.
3. I really dig ambiguous euphemisms. Know what I mean?!?
4. I'm grappling with a karaoke addiction.
5. I have a pretty girl fetish.
6. I challenge you to keep my company and not have a genuine belly laugh.
7. I get smitten when I see feet sticking out of the passenger side window.
8. I'm insatiable.
10. 9 was left intentionally blank so that you could imagine something nice about me. Or yourself. I'm sure you deserve it.
11. I taught my cat how to high five.
12. I work far more than I'd like. I run a bar that's been in my family for three generations. I suppose you could say there's alcohol in my blood.
13. I've eaten a Snickers bar 95' underwater.
14. Just thinking about Uchi makes me emotional.
15. I laugh in my sleep. A lot.
16. I miss my grandparents.
17. I spend more time dicking around with my motorcycle than I do riding it. But that's about to change.
18. I tend to get naked on my birthday.
19. I have an affinity for elaborate pranks.
20. Turns out, I like camping. I'm not outdoorsy. But I like it.
21. My inner dialogues often become outer dialogues. (I talk to myself. Embarrassingly so.)
22. I have innumerous stories inside of me.
23. You. I like you.
What I’m doing with my life
Reconciling the 25 year old that just turned 40ish.
I’m really good at
Not gloating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I fanned this question out to my friends. The consensus was charming, funny, and wicked cute. I'll take any one of those.
And someone mentioned something about "narcissism". I don't know what that is. Nor have I the time to look into it as I am quite busy polishing all of my mirrors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Far too numerous. But here's a glimpse.
Book: The People Of Paper
Band: The Weakerthans
Six things I could never do without
1. My brother
2. Mozarts K37 andante.
3. The smell of carbon copies.
4. Very likely, a strain of bacteria we don't even know exists.
5. Touching fleece.
6. The sea. And being beneath it.
7- Because I love the asymmetrical beauty of prime numbers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'd be thinking about were I not thinking about what I'm currently thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing my best to facilitate a atypical Friday night. Honestly, I'm more likely nudging a toe into that nook in the ankle that makes socks magically pop off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been paid for those stories. I'm contractually obligated not to reprint them.
But I can tell them...
You should message me if
You don't mind being quoted in the haiku essay I may or may not be writing about the interactions had on this site.

Haiku essay.
The two of us