43Arlington, United States
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My self-summary
I work in higher ed and have a job I enjoy. I'm educated, thoughtful and considerate, sometimes sarcastic and goofy. I have been told I have a quick wit. I enjoy reading, traveling, poker, long walks, hitting the beach, going to the movies, and last minute road trips. I am a big fan of stand up comedy and comedy podcasts, I'm a bit of a comedy nerd. I do pub trivia once a week which is a blast, but if we break up I call dibs on keeping trivia!! I'm a font of useless knowledge and Simpsons quotes.

I'm looking for someone who is upbeat, funny, and a bit of a softy. Basically, looking to meet someone awesome - but who isn't!
What I’m doing with my life
Working, swimming, questioning the current state of affairs, groaning at the news, focusing on healthy eating and getting in shape. Or a shape that is less round anyway!
I’m really good at
listing, having long rambling conversations, useless information, and movie quotes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get compliments on my blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Things I like in no particular order,
comedy podcasts, 80s music, 80s and 90s alternative/british music, Tenacious D, The Simpsons, The X Files, Mr. Show, David Cross, Zack Galifiniakis, Louis CK, U2, Billy Bragg, The Wedding Present, Death Cab, Parks and Rec, Stephen King, David Sedaris, Wes Anderson,, Star Wars, Stewart and Colbert, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, Mel Brooks, Harold and Maude, Real Genius, Spinal Tap, Top Secret, Anchorman, Pho, Yacht Rock, Paul Rudd, Documentaries -gotta love Netflix streaming, I read a lot but I don't often have favorite authors. The last book I read was Shadow of the Wind, which was great.
Six things I could never do without
Family, friends, water, the internet, my car, and breakfast for dinner/breakfast sandwiches.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what my next adventure is going to be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, quiet night at home with a movie, out at my favorate bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once got caught between the moon and New York City, I know it's crazy...but it's true.
You should message me if
You want to!
The two of us