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My self-summary
Bilingual Ukrainian-American from Queens with a double-consciousness borne of an immigrant household & an expensive education that has made me very popular on Twitter (@davitodavito).
What I’m doing with my life
Working in film production. Editing psychiatric evaluations of teenagers. Accruing guap + jokes.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
Hysterical laughter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dancehall. R&B. Doo-wop. And okay, fine, rap.

Melissa Broder. Gary Shteyngart. Junot Diaz. Milan Kundera. Jonathan Franzen. Langston Hughes. Kurt Vonnegut. Hilton Als. David Foster Wallace. Molly Crabapple.

The Sopranos. Louie. Breaking Bad. Parts Unknown. Real Time.

Also, who cares.
The six things I could never do without
Gettin' wavvy on a beach
The Internet
Mad fruit
The written word/ the spoken word
Powerful metaphors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
In a twirlpool of $werving emotion$
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm feeling a lot of things right now.
Plus always.
You should message me if
You tryna reenact Beyoncé/Jay Z videos.
You tryna sing along to "Hey Ma" in the whip.
You tryna drink tea & recite Sandra Cisneros poems to each other.