I'm smart, but not a genius. I'm loud, but very caring. I'm energetic, and I like that about me. I can be very happy in the morning. I can be very happy at night. And if we go out to eat I actually will eat, real food. Right in front of you. Promise. Like an adult portion. - Once I had a guy cut a hamburger in half and give me half of it. For dinner.....true story. Not sure if he was just broke? - or if he was trying to tell me something. Thing is, I know I'm not heavy, soooooooo, there's that.
I don't write these things to put you off. I don't want to put anyone off. I write these things because they're true and if we're going to meet you should know these things going in.
There are really two criteria that need to be met (in my book) if we're going to date;
1) Be someone I'll want to shag (eventually, not on the first date guys, really. I don't even know you yet - isn't that what Tinder is for?)
2) Don't be a dick.
Please, consider the above criteria if you write me, yeah? They are important. I don't like hurting peoples' feelings by having to tell them "Thanks, but no".
I want someone who's strong but who loves that I am strong too, sometimes. On the other hand, someone who will be there for me when I'm feeling weak, and who will let me be there when he feels that way himself. We all do sometimes, right? I'm looking for a guy who can't wait to share his best day with me, and comes to me first when he has a bad one.
I can be real funny, but writing about that doesn't seem to attract the kind of guy I'm looking for, so again, I'm trying something different.
Also I LOVE sex and I miss it, terribly (no joke, it's killin' me that I am not having it), but I can be shy about it at first. If I don't kiss you on the first date, or the second one, that does not mean I don't like you, or want you. I just need to feel really wanted, really relaxed, and really safe. Then? - I'm all yours. Seriously. Like....all....yours (just please make sure you feed me and walk me sometimes)
If we do get to know each other I will say this for myself, I will be the best friend you could ever want. I will make you laugh. I'm loyal as hell, and if I fall for you? - I will want you like nobody's business.
I'm just looking for a strong, smart, beautiful, good guy who doesn't mind that I can be all those same things myself sometimes (not the guy part, obviously). I want someone who likes that about me. So if you are a Captain America, or Starlord type - I'm waitin' (and if you got that second reference I already kinda wanna make out with you).
Please, do not write if you're in your twenties (or younger, YIKES). If you're looking for someone meek and mild, that's great! - but I"m not your girl. If you want someone to tie you up and hurt you, I'm not the one you're looking for. If you're married, please leave me be. I don't like going negative, but you might be surprised how often I hear from people who want or are those things.
....oh, and I should get points for admitting this, but if you are a cross dresser? And you look prettier than I do in women's clothes? I'm not QUITE secure enough to deal with that.
(and yes, there was one guy who was, and who did - no joke, guy made me look like a troll doll - and that was NOT a great day for my ego, just sayin')
If you don't like dogs that could be a thing as I have one and love her very much and I do love animals in general. Kids are great! - just never got to have any of my own.
So those are some things to know about me. I am also, however, someone who LOVES to be kind and generous. I love making people laugh and laughing myself. Love the holidays. Going to movies. Having someone to fall asleep against. I miss making out like you would not believe. But somehow things have just not clicked. Just looking for someone I can belong to, who will belong to me - eventually. Not right away of course. What I'm trying to be clear about is I'm not looking for a fuck buddy (oh, I can swear, a lot, but that IS something I'd be willing to rein in for the right guy) Someone to kiss good night (and do other stuff to, heyooooooooo) on my birthday. Right?
OK, that's enough for now. Thanks for reading!
LOVE Game of Thrones. Wish it was on year round. Bob's Burgers is adorable to me. New Girl is funny, very funny (don't HATE). And Archer is always good for a laugh. Cannot WAIT for the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie.
I don't read too much anymore. But I love Frankenstein (the book). Such a beautiful, sad story. Loved Team of Rivals. The Psychopath Test was fun. I keep thinking I should read The Legend of Bagger Vance (but I'd want the music from the movie to be playing whenever some inspiring speech was being made in it) I think the Beatles were the best band EVER. Probably followed by Led Zeppelin. Have been listening to a lot of '70's pop lately (think 10cc....but definitely not ABBA). Wish I could get out to see the SF symphony like I used to, but NO, you don't have to go with me if you don't want to. There is a lot of great music out there.
Love a lot of junk food, but a lot of the good stuff, too.
Science fiction movie references (my brother told me not to mention Star Wars, but I think those references are funny, so there).
Lulu, my doggie
Ricky Gervais (I hope he lives forEVER).
My mom (I hope she does too!!!! - in fact I could do without all the other things if I could make that last one happen).