I like to write, but somehow I don't like writing about me so much, and would really love to be able to take this profile down, forever. Sheesh.
A few things you may want to know; I can be loud sometimes. Shy at others. Dating makes me squirmy, but actually - being - in a relationship makes me real happy! I'm pretty high energy - most - of the time, but I do wish I had someone to curl up against on the sofa while we watch a movie.
Feel free to ask me whatever you'd like. Just please do not be mean, OK?
There are really two criteria that need to be met (in my book) if we're going to date;
1) Be someone I'll want to shag (eventually, not on the first date guys, really. I don't even know you yet - isn't that what Tinder is for?)
2) Don't be a dick.
Please, consider the above criteria if you write me, yeah? They are important.
My wish is to find a guy who can't wait to share his best day with me, and comes to me first when he has a bad one. Someone who will make me feel safe, and relaxed, and happy.
Also I LOVE sex and I miss it, terribly, but please know, I'm not looking to just have sex with someone. So if that's what you want, that's cool, but I'm not the one you're looking for.
If we do get to know each other I will say this for myself, I will be the best friend you could ever want. I will make you laugh. I'm loyal as hell, and if I fall for you? - I will want you like nobody's business.
I'm just looking for a strong, smart, beautiful, good guy who doesn't mind that I can be all those same things myself sometimes (not the guy part, obviously). I want someone who likes that about me. So if you are a Captain America, or Starlord type - I'm waitin' (and if you got that second reference I already kinda wanna make out with you).
Please, do not write if you're in your twenties (or younger, YIKES). Likewise if you're married.
....oh, and I should get points for admitting this, but if you are a cross dresser? And you look prettier than I do in women's clothes? I'm not QUITE secure enough to deal with that.
(and yes, there was one guy who was, and who did - no joke, guy made me look like a troll doll - and that was NOT a great day for my ego, just sayin')
If you don't like dogs that could be a thing as I have one and love her very much and I do love animals in general. Kids are great! - just never got to have any of my own.
OK, that's enough for now. Thanks for reading!
LOVE Game of Thrones. Wish it was on year round. Bob's Burgers is adorable to me. New Girl is funny, very funny (don't HATE). And Archer is always good for a laugh. Cannot WAIT for the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie.
I don't read too much anymore. But I love Frankenstein (the book). Such a beautiful, sad story. Loved Team of Rivals. The Psychopath Test was fun. I keep thinking I should read The Legend of Bagger Vance (but I'd want the music from the movie to be playing whenever some inspiring speech was being made in it) I think the Beatles were the best band EVER. Probably followed by Led Zeppelin. Have been listening to a lot of '70's pop lately (think 10cc....but definitely not ABBA). Wish I could get out to see the SF symphony like I used to, but NO, you don't have to go with me if you don't want to. There is a lot of great music out there.
Love a lot of junk food, but a lot of the good stuff, too.
Science fiction movie references (my brother told me not to mention Star Wars, but I think those references are funny, so there).
Lulu, my doggie
Ricky Gervais (I hope he lives forEVER).
My mom (I hope she does too!!!! - in fact I could do without all the other things if I could make that last one happen).