DavonaDrive
52Concord, United States
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My self-summary
Someone please come and get me out of here!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!! :) I really wish I didn't have to be on this site, don't you?

I like to write, but somehow I don't like writing about me so much, and would really love to be able to take this profile down, forever. Sheesh.

A few things you may want to know; I can be loud sometimes. Shy at others. Dating makes me squirmy, but actually - being - in a relationship makes me real happy! I'm pretty high energy - most - of the time, but I do wish I had someone to curl up against on the sofa while we watch a movie.

Feel free to ask me whatever you'd like. Just please do not be mean, OK?

There are really two criteria that need to be met (in my book) if we're going to date;

1) Be someone I'll want to shag (eventually, not on the first date guys, really. I don't even know you yet - isn't that what Tinder is for?)

2) Don't be a dick.

Please, consider the above criteria if you write me, yeah? They are important.

My wish is to find a guy who can't wait to share his best day with me, and comes to me first when he has a bad one. Someone who will make me feel safe, and relaxed, and happy.

Also I LOVE sex and I miss it, terribly, but please know, I'm not looking to just have sex with someone. So if that's what you want, that's cool, but I'm not the one you're looking for.

If we do get to know each other I will say this for myself, I will be the best friend you could ever want. I will make you laugh. I'm loyal as hell, and if I fall for you? - I will want you like nobody's business.

I'm just looking for a strong, smart, beautiful, good guy who doesn't mind that I can be all those same things myself sometimes (not the guy part, obviously). I want someone who likes that about me. So if you are a Captain America, or Starlord type - I'm waitin' (and if you got that second reference I already kinda wanna make out with you).

Please, do not write if you're in your twenties (or younger, YIKES). Likewise if you're married.

....oh, and I should get points for admitting this, but if you are a cross dresser? And you look prettier than I do in women's clothes? I'm not QUITE secure enough to deal with that.

(and yes, there was one guy who was, and who did - no joke, guy made me look like a troll doll - and that was NOT a great day for my ego, just sayin')

If you don't like dogs that could be a thing as I have one and love her very much and I do love animals in general. Kids are great! - just never got to have any of my own.

OK, that's enough for now. Thanks for reading!
What I’m doing with my life
Spending time with friends. Working. Thinking. Sleeping. Boring, yes? Yes - And probably a big part of why I'm still on my own - but true. Oh, also realizing that there actually IS such a thing as good ketchup.
I’m really good at
Pretty good at my work. Oh, and I think I'm good at making people feel welcome.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm funny. I'm loud sometimes. I'm enthusiastic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too much to list. I like funny stuff, creepy stuff, and sexy stuff. If you like super hero movies that will score lots of points with me. I love them, probably because I grew up with smart ass brothers. My favorite movie is To Kill a Mockingbird. The end gets me - every time.

LOVE Game of Thrones. Wish it was on year round. Bob's Burgers is adorable to me. New Girl is funny, very funny (don't HATE). And Archer is always good for a laugh. Cannot WAIT for the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

I don't read too much anymore. But I love Frankenstein (the book). Such a beautiful, sad story. Loved Team of Rivals. The Psychopath Test was fun. I keep thinking I should read The Legend of Bagger Vance (but I'd want the music from the movie to be playing whenever some inspiring speech was being made in it) I think the Beatles were the best band EVER. Probably followed by Led Zeppelin. Have been listening to a lot of '70's pop lately (think 10cc....but definitely not ABBA). Wish I could get out to see the SF symphony like I used to, but NO, you don't have to go with me if you don't want to. There is a lot of great music out there.

Love a lot of junk food, but a lot of the good stuff, too.
Six things I could never do without
Music in the car.
My garden.
Science fiction movie references (my brother told me not to mention Star Wars, but I think those references are funny, so there).
Lulu, my doggie
Ricky Gervais (I hope he lives forEVER).
My mom (I hope she does too!!!! - in fact I could do without all the other things if I could make that last one happen).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Does anyone read this far into someone's profile? I'd like to think so, but I'm not sure. Truth? - I got my heart broken a couple of years ago, so I've been spending a lot of time trying to figure some stuff out. I'm gonna leave it at that for now.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home working (please don't be disappointed), or occasionally out with friends. Truth is while everyone on here seems to be scaling mountains or cave diving, or drinking fancy shmancy wine and eating at super high end restaurants - that's all very nice, and could even be fun once in a while, but most nights I'd rather be home stretched out on a bed with a guy I want, watching movies, and maybe making out a little, slowly, because we have nowhere to be. Oh, and having pizza. I love pizza.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can be really fragile sometimes and it bugs me. On a lighter note, I'm a complete lightweight when it comes to drinking, so it won't take MUCH to get me drunk. Oh, and green olives make me sneeze. Swear to god, it's true. But I still love them, because I am a forgiving person.
You should message me if
If you want to be friends? - cool, please write. If you're bigger than me, and you like what I've written and are the kind of guy who'll make me think about kissing him while we're talking? - DEFINITELY please write. And hopefully one day, real soon, we'll - all - be off this site because we've met people who make us feel really good and happy. I just hope to meet someone who makes me feel like his life is better because I'm in it, you know? It'd be SO nice to have someone to wake up next to on Christmas morning! Think THIS is a long profile???? You shoulda seen the even LONGER one!
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