27 Easton, United States
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My self-summary
Writing words. Driving while jammin tunes. Getting drunk and acting a fool on the dance floor. My life is a continual shitshow of surprises, awkwardness, and dramatic irony.

Have something positive to say about Spider-Man or Ian MacKaye's post-Minor Threat/Pre-Fugazi band Embrace and I'll propose marriage on the spot.
What I’m doing with my life
In the process of moving back to Easton after living in Pittsburgh for the last three years.

Really though I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing with all the brains in my head and energy in my bones. Sometimes I write and forget about it. Other times I eat my feelings away.

I also am waiting for the day when I have enough time to devout to adopting a dog.
I’m really good at
Making an omelette.
Not sweating the little things.
Finding the humor in poop, farts, and barf.
Overthinking every decision I make.
Getting hyped on Penguins hockey and Pirates baseball.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short. Super short but I do have a deep voice, it's like a barrel of thunder. That's always an interesting juxtaposition for people to first experience.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Currently reading-
Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian
F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby
Scott McCloud's Understanding Comics
Johnathan Hickman's Fantastic Four Omnibus Vol. 1

Harvey Pekar's American Splendor
Adrian Tomine's Optic Nerve
David Wong's John Dies at the End
Alan Moore's Watchmen
Steven Hall's The Raw Shark Texts
Mark Z. Danielewski's House of Leaves

They Live!
Big Trouble in Little China
tons more

King of the Hill
Breaking Bad
Parks and Rec
30 Rock

Most of my music is an eclectic mix of chilled out electronic tunes, upbeat Pop Punk, sludgy metal, and fast hardcore.
If you need a list:
Com Truise
Boards of Canada
Mouth of the Architect
Rites of Spring
If you want to look for yourself:
The six things I could never do without
1. Comics
2. My journal
3. Good tunes
4. A hot shower
5. Whiskey/Bourbon/Scotch
6. The city of Pittsburgh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Trying to decide if cloning myself to avoid work would lead to an infinite number of clones all trying to avoid doing work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably in front of my computer laughing at some video on the Internet. On special occasions, I get to go out to a bar with a few friends and they let me dance like I've never left the house before.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm disgustingly addicted to the Canadian teen drama, Degrassi. I'm not kidding. I will drop everything I am doing to catch the latest episode. I often live-tweet each episode.
You should message me if
You can spaceghetto while eating.

You're a confident, intelligent woman who is a huge fucking dork about something.

You're a rad chick with an even radder pixie cut who wants to lay in bed and listen to The Rolling Stones or Zeppelin or Hendrix while the snow falls in the sunlight.

You want to run the table like Paul Newman and Tom Cruise in The Color of Money with me at Belvedere's on a Saturday night.