I grew up idolizing guys like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino because they got a lot of chicks. You know what happened to Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino? Their shows got canceled because no one wants to see a 50 year-old guy hitting on chicks. I want you to hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright.
Music: Glen Miller, the theme from "I Love Lucy", Jim Reeves, the Papas and the Mamas, the theme from "Happy Days", Johnny
Mathis, George Jones, Anne Murray, Nat King Cole, Benny Goodman, Hey man, is that Freedom Rock? Yeah...well turn it UP!
Food: boiled white rice with cubes of cheese, jello, cottage cheese, farmer cheese, pickle tray, brussel sprouts, liver and onions, Total cereal, grape nuts, salisbury steak, grapefruit, buttermilk (straight up), Tom Collins, Ensure, and spoonfuls of peanut butter with sardines sprinkled on top.