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My self-summary
I have a great sense of humor, I'm sarcastic and cynical, I like to complain sometimes, I work in the financial industry and my name is David... But I'm not Jewish haha

Joking aside though, I'm looking for someone who has a nerdy streak and an adventurous side. Most of my time is spent watching Netflix, surfing the web, or playing tabletop games so I want someone to share that with. Once upon a time I used to be an athlete and one of these days it might be advantageous to find someone who is either in shape or in the process of getting into shape to help motivate me back into it. I like nature, particularly kayaking so if you want to go out and do something outdoors that'd be great since most of my circle of friends tend to stay indoors.

In short: I want someone nerdy, possibly looking to get in shape (or someone who shady is in), and able to show me new things. I want to spend time with someone and grow together.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working as an investment advisor at a major investment firm. I recently got back from a trip to Russia. It was a lot of fun and I'd be glad to share some stories if you're curious.
I’m really good at
I'm great at giving advice. Making a joke out of anything and everything, especially if it's inappropriate. People tend to get very comfortable when talking to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
People are usually quick to notice my sense of humor, blunt honesty, and intelligence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Ender's Game and its sequels, plus the Bean novel offshoots. I also enjoyed all of the Harry Potter books, and the Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice.

Movies: I'm not a huge movie person in that they're just not important to me. I enjoy them, but ultimately they don't hold the same sway over me as books. That being said, I tend to enjoy superhero movies, action movies, comedies and sci-fi/fantasy movies.

Shows: Supernatural, Game of Thrones, Attack on Titan, Merlin, Lost Girl, Lost, House, Futurama, South Park, Family Guy... Again, action, fantasy and comedies.

Music: This varies because I tend to like Rock and Metal, but there's always exceptions. There's a small cluster of hip-hop/rap songs I like, as well as country. All that being said, I tend to like individual songs more than bands or groups as a whole.
The six things I could never do without
Friends, family, computer, internet, my dog, cell phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about where I'm going in life. I wonder what my dog is thinking. And sometimes I wonder why it's so hard to find decent, interesting people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fridays aren't very typical for me. What I do varies from sitting at home to going out to party and drink. I've also recently got myself sucked into the whole hookah craze so if you're an aficionado and have recommendations I'm all for it! I'm usually up for anything though.

As a sidenote, I've sidelined the hookah habit for a bit. I break it out on request or for social occasions, but don't smoke as much anymore.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask away. I'm not that private other than I don't think I'm important enough to be broadcasting my private thoughts to the entire internet, but I'll answer just about anything one on one.
You should message me if
You want to joke around and have fun! Who doesn't love to have fun? Aaaaaand if you'll play Cards Against Humanity with me. Nobody ever loses at that game.