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My self-summary
Hey. So, I'm pretty much a massive dork. Also, just a warning: What may be wildly inappropriate to you is probably hilarious to me. Uh, I fall ill approximately every ten minutes, and I tend to bitch a lot. But in a fun, uplifting way. I'm chunky, flat-chested, and a general failure at human interaction. Also: I abuse commas and other forms of punctuation a lot. Sorry.

I am awkward, warped, and literate.

Also, I'm engaged. For some reason it doesn't show that on here at the top anymore in big letters, but yes. I am engaged and I'm not looking to date. I want friends. Friends are nice.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a YA librarian. It's awesome.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, being obnoxious, listening, recognizing voices, quoting funny movies verbatim, and telling people to shut the hell up in fun and creative ways.
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh. It's loud and goofy. And if they watch long enough, my elaborate hand gestures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Much books. Very like.

For real though, I love a metric fuckton of books. My book-loves tend to fall in line with my other entertainment-loves, so usually some form of action/adventure, not necessarily in this time or universe or planet, with lots of character development and potential for bitchin' soundtracks. My favorite book of all time is The Outsiders, though, as far as sentiment goes.

For movies, I love King Arthur, The Three Musketeers, Mulan, Stand By Me, Now and Then (which is basically the 90's girl version of Stand By Me), Hocus Pocus, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Dogma, Inglourious Basterds, The A-Team, The Mummy, and other movies where people beat the crap out of other people.

Also: I turned into an emotional wreck during the CA: Civil War trailers and I have no idea what I'm gonna do when I'm in that theater holy mother of god

I'm into pretty much everything where music is concerned, except, like, polka. Do yourself a favor and do not mock me or anyone else for the kind of music they enjoy in my presence, or I'll rip you about ten new assholes.

I...really like food. A lot. Trust me.
The six things I could never do without
My music, my phone, my family, my friends, my Perkis Power t-shirt, and my laptop. Shut up, it didn't say they had to be singular items.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Your mom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Or watching movies with people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Eh, there's not really anything I won't cop to. That I can think of, anyway.
You should message me if
You're not a massive douche, and you are able to laugh at explosm comics and dead baby jokes. me on this one. And if you managed to read this far, congrats. That's a test. Not of my willingness to talk to you, but of your willpower and patience with a potential conversation with me. And again, I'm not looking to like, date. I've got one of those. I came for the quizzes and stayed for the lulz.