58 Lakewood, United States
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My self-summary
You are not seriously thinking of moving onto the next generic boring profile without reading this one.

PROFILE GUARANTEE: If you are not completely satisfied within 30 days of reading this you may return it for a full refund.

I shouldn’t be telling you this but I know exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut. I’ve never found a penny that wasn't heads up. Dolphins love swimming with me. If I were to tell you "have a good day"..... you would. I’ve been granted permission to Mess with Texas. I never say anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken. I’m 5’ 11” on paper but I’m 6’ 5” if you tickle me or make me laugh. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell stories about me. I can make a 30 minute cake in 20 minutes. I have never filled up on chips.

My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly winning money because I have the luck of the Irish. I can keep one eye on the past while looking into the future. I’m a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I know where every item is located in the supermarket. I sleep once a day. Basically…. I rock

I have included this short quiz to help determine if you are right for me.

Creamy or Crunchy Peanut Butter
Toilet Paper over the top or out the bottom
Starbucks or Tully’s
Hot or Iced Mocha
Dark or Milk Chocolate
Flannel or High Thread Count Cotton Sheets
Ritz Crackers or Cheese Its
Red or Blue
Iceberg or Romaine

It’s not so much what your answers are but rather how you answer.

Let’s talk about you.

This is why you are cool; you are happy, compassionate and genuinely kind. You are original, curious and a bit provocative. You like the world in which you live. You are bright, funny and joy abounds in the air around you. You can’t help that either.

You’re a doer more than a watcher, a creator more than a consumer and you are strong both in obvious and secret ways.

My ideal relationship I see in my future - we wake up with our lips touching before we our eyes open. We can cuddle for an hour or more as the day passes us by. We walk hand in hand without a care in the world. We can pause at anytime during the day for a random hug, a kiss on the neck and a nibble on the ear. We sit arm in arm, not having to talk, just soaking in our joy of being together.

I will know if you are right for me, we will crack each other up every day and settle into each other’s arms every night. Do you know why?

If you think this is a random profile then you have judged a book by its cover.
What I’m doing with my life
Hockey is a new found interest the past few years. My son just completed playing his forth season

Poker is also one of my interest/hobbies I enjoy in my spare time (which I don't seem to have a lot of). I have been playing live poker for about 12 years. It has paid for itself (plus a little profit) ever since day one. I've been on six poker vacations all paid for with poker profits. The last few years I've been volunteering to run charity poker tournaments and have raised over $112K for a variety of charities. It has been a very rewarding hobby.
I’m really good at
Adding humor to the situation. And yes I know how to be serious. I just prefer not to.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor. I love to laugh and be around others who like to laugh. I even enjoy laughing at myself. “If you can’t laugh with me might as well laugh at me” or something like that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Like all kinds of music. Listen to a variety.
Favorite foods Chinese, Mexican, Italian but will try almost anything. Would never turn down a free meal.
Favorite meal to eat out is breakfast.
Like taking in movies, live shows, comedy.
Live sporting events. Hockey, Baseball, Soccer, football
The six things I could never do without
My kids
My Phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Trying to figure out what I should be thinking about!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on who I'm with and what's going on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As extroverted as I can be I have a bit of a shy side. Probably why you have not heard from me.
You should message me if
You have a computer/smart phone and are capable of sending a message. You have photos of yourself on your profile. And if you hit "Like", I can't see it.