36 Rockford, United States
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My self-summary
I am a karaoke rock star, if you only knew the time I spend singing to myself you'd probably be in awe.

I have a great job and I actually have my act together. I enjoy working out and going downtown for a night out with some friends. As great as all of that can be, the best thing in the world is a nice night in with my family.
What I’m doing with my life
Defining a new normal.
I’m really good at
I'm a great cook, Chinese food in particular.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am not Channing Tatum.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fear and Loathing Las Vegas, Fight Club, Dumb and Dumber, Step Brothers, Mall Rats, The Crow, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Forrest Gump, Eddie Murphy Raw, Office Space, Memento

Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Dexter, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Archer

Tool, Karnivool, A Perfect Circle, NIN, STP, Fair to Midland, Dead Letter Circus, Karnivool, Michael Jackson, Pink Floyd, Glassjaw, Deftones

Chinese food, I hate to inform you, but if anyone else answers differently to this question they are wrong.
The six things I could never do without
- Family
- My phone
- A steady supply of sarcasm
- Hot tea in the morning
- A good conversation
- Quests to save princesses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
R + L = J
On a typical Friday night I am
Devising a plan to take over the world, or grabbing a drink downtown. Either one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watch the show New Girl
You should message me if
I'm looking for someone who I can be friends with first - no pressure, no expectations. If something sparks, then great - otherwise I let things flow naturally.

You should definitely not be a window shopper and instead send me an email (...something better than "hey whats up" please. I thought only girls had that problem from guys.... Show me that you have some balls, not literally please) - worse case, we might become good friends.