37Panorama City, United States
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My self-summary
I think my biggest problem is that I don't know how to talk about myself and not sound like an idiot. I think this might be a more common problem than I think it is, but I digress. I have two basic principles that I think would make the world a much better place. The first is people should learn to laugh at the stupid shit more, because there is never a lack of stupid shit to laugh at. The second is people should get their thing on more, whatever their thing may be. Because really if you are laughing and getting your thing on everything is better. I have a dry and and often morbid sense of humor, think Monty Python with a bit of Morrissey mixed in. I think I may have been British in a past life as a good deal of my favorite writers and bands come from that lovely country. I appreciate the beauty in the darker side of life, yet am easily distracted by shiny things. I have a lot of those kinds of contradictions, but again that might be a more common problem than I think it is.
What I’m doing with my life
Working freelance jobs in the entertainment industry trying to make a living playing make believe.
I’m really good at
Wouldn't you like to know...
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, my eyes, my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm an avid reader and books could take up this entire section so I'll give you authors: Isaac Asimov, Neil Gaiman, Warren Ellis, Christopher Moore, Stephen King, Terry Pratchet, Sergei Lukyanenko, J.R.R. Tolkien, Elmore Leonard, Kurt Vonnegut, J.K. Rowling, Patrick Rothfuss, Alan Moore, Garth Ennis, Daniel Way, Gail Simone, Jim Butcher, George R. R. Martin and many many more.

Movies again too many to name so directors: Sam Rami (Army of Darkness is my favorite movie of all time), Terry Gilliam, John Woo, Robert Rodriguez, Kevin Smith, James Cameron, Ridley Scott, Mel Brooks, Clint Eastwood, Sergio Leone, Clive Barker, Tim Burton, Darren Aronofsky, Ivan Reitman, George Miller and a million others.

Music: My favorite band in the world is Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers, if you don't know who they are don't feel bad, you're not alone. I like many different bands from many different genres and as you could probably guess from my other two answers I don't like making lists. Let's just say my ipod on shuffle can be very random, it's funny when you get things like "Weird Al" next to "Christian Death." I've lately become slightly obsessed with operatic metal, when I recently discovered that this was a thing.
Six things I could never do without
(In no particular order)
Books, Friends, Movies, Music, Humor, a good pair of boots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who I'd rather have my throat ripped out by, Lady Gaga in American Horror Story or Famke Janssen in Hemlock Grove.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't care if Monday's blue, Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too, Thursday I don't care about you, It's Friday I'm in love.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I haven't seen my "natural" hair color in over two decades.
You should message me if
You want an intelligent conversation.
You want to hang around Hollywood.
You want to watch bad horror movies.
You want to go hiking, or other outdoors things.
You want to go to a concert.
You want someone to be silly with.
You want someone to be serious with.
You want to try out new hole in the wall restaurants.
You want to see the world.
You want to go dancing.
You want something from the top shelf.
You want to sing karaoke.
You want to bum a clove.
Or you just want to.

Bonus Points: If you can beat me at any video game, but especially Mario Kart, I really kick ass at Mario Kart.
The two of us