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My self-summary
I'm sarcastic. Not just a little bit. Very sarcastic. Little of what I say should be taken seriously. Except what I'm writing here. This is serious. This is OKCupid, dammit.

I'm a bit of an introvert and a bit of a giant nerd.

I'm a cartoonist in my spare time.

I have an overpowering sense of humor and tend to see the humor in all things, no matter how inappropriate. As such, I tend to laugh at inopportune times.

I don't take myself too seriously. I also don't take other people too seriously.

I'm a big fan of animals. I tend to prefer them to people. People are okay, I guess.

I don't have any pets of my own, but I like to borrow them from friends.

I have an embarrassingly deep knowledge of pop culture. It frightens even myself.

I believe people should have a healthy amount of self-awareness and be able to consider other people's point of view. If other people's point of view turns out to be stupid, then never mind.

I am very self-sufficient, perhaps to a fault. I don't like to rely on others for anything I can do myself. If I can't do it myself, I'll probably take a crack at it, anyway.

I'm not really a morning person or an evening person. Between noon and 3pm is pretty good.

I dislike unreasonable Republicans, reality TV, unnecessary gross-out humor and people who walk slowly and block the whole sidewalk.
What I’m doing with my life
Jesus, get off my back, Mom.

I majored in art, so I work in office administration. Naturally.

I do freelance t-shirt designs and illustration on the side.
I’m really good at
I'd like to think I'm a good at drawing. Also, making smart-ass comments. I'm good with animals. I know a lot about movies I've never seen. I tend to be able to sneak up on people without really trying. Those pictures where you're supposed to find ten differences between them? I'm good at those.

Assembling Ikea furniture. Identifying voices. Problem solving. Cooking, provided there is a recipe to follow. Determining exactly the wrong thing to say and when to say it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sudden presence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Buks: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Ender's Game. Les Miserables. Me Talk Pretty One Day. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Hellboy. The Odyssey. Scott Pilgrim. Currently reading The Last Testament: A Memoir by God.

Movies: Army of Darkness. Dodgeball. The Incredibles. Mars Attacks. Beetlejuice. The Big Lebowski. Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Serenity. Shaun of the Dead. Ghostbusters. Young Frankenstein. Hot Fuzz. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. The Avengers.

TV: Firefly. Buffy. Lost. Community. Justified. The Daily Show. Colbert Report. Parks & Rec. The Venture Bros. Pushing Daisies. Futurama. Arrested Development. Portlandia. Hannibal. Louie. Rick and Morty.

Music: They Might Be Giants. MC Chris. Flight of the Conchords. Jonathan Coulton. "Weird Al" Yankovic. Pomplamoose. Lonely Island. Tenacious D. You know, white boy music.

Podcasts: Comedy Bang Bang. Doug Loves Movies. How Did This Get Made? Harmontown. Thrilling Adventure Hour.
Six things I could never do without
Something to draw with. Adorable puppies. Comics. Humor. Cheese. An escape plan.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Terrible, terrible jokes. Good taglines for movie posters. Muppets. Monkeys. Really good comebacks to things people said years ago. Adorable puppies. Revenge.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering where the weekend went. Oh wait, there it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
White people all look the same to me.
You should message me if
You have a wicked sense of humor. Or a dog I could borrow. Or you're looking for someone who will appreciate your jokes. Or someone to watch strange movies with. I'm easy.
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