30Dallas, United States
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My self-summary
I'm easy going, go with the flow, laid back kind of person. I'm very sarcastic/facetious...smartass if you will. If you ain't laughing, you ain't the motto I live by. I'm honest and know when and where to pick my battles or just let something slide. My young, wild days are behind me...for the most part. :p

Random facts:
-can't whistle, swim or ride a bicycle
-scared of heights and bugs I can't kill.
-hate chocolate, flowers and Starbucks.

Anything else, ask!
What I’m doing with my life
I spend most of my off time with family and friends...
I’m really good at
Sleeping, eating, breathing, blinking, bowling, pool, reading, speaking, catching myself before a fall, playing off a fall, walking, laughing
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, I guess. Even though I wear glasses. I get compliments on them all the time. "Oh my god, your eyes are absolutely stunning! Can I get sweet tea instead of water?" Lol, true story.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love food, period. My go-to foods are Italian, sushi, American, anything out of a fryer...

I read A LOT! Lol. Mostly fantasy, true crime, biographies and educational stuffs.

Tv...hmm...Game of Thrones, Dance Moms, Project Runway, American Dad, Family Guy, Face Off, Intervention, lots more...

Movies...I like most movies...just not Ghost Rider...or Eragon.

Music...same, I listen to everything, just depends on mood and what I'm doing. :)
Six things I could never do without
Phone, money (let's face it, its the center of existence), sweet tea (southerner through and through), food source (preferably of the cow variety), reading material, vehicle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
society and what they truly they know? And those who decide what is cool and acceptable...are they themselves cool and acceptable? Or are they wanting what they wish they were? Meh. (Shrug)
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, having a spa night or out with family/friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
seriously? I don't know... I used to wear diapers during the late 80s. Kicked the habit by 1990. Lol. :p
You should message me if
You have a sense of humor, know how to treat a woman, love to laugh and don't take everything seriously, and have some common sense.
The two of us