Let me cook for you.
Smile. I'll fall for you faster. I like things and people.
I'm not sure what else I'm supposed to tell you.
Lets barhop and go dancing then go home and watch adventure Time.
You ain't gotta be my bae girl, you can be my bestie.
Musically I'm all over, but mainly hip-hop/rap. I'm a classically trained violinist. That somehow ended up being the drummer in a post-hardcore rock group (dont act like you didn't do weird things in high school) and now I work on the other side of the mic/stage.
I don't watch too much TV. Recommend something.
I considered putting you on the list... but that would be corny, no?
If you've ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.
If you wanna ride my face until you're dripping cum
If you wanna put the pussy on a chainwax
If you're gonna free all them niggas in a chaingang
If you're willing to let me ride in that pussy like a stroller
If you understood any of those references
If you laughed
If you realized I typed "If" at the beginning of each of these anyhow