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My self-summary
On a scale of 1 to Panda, I'm a 10.

OKCupid, now in music lyircs:
I've had too many lovers and not enough friends, said to myself walking around the room. I've had too much to drink and not enough dinner: time to go soon.
What I’m doing with my life
I love my job. I honestly never thought I'd say that. This is the first job I've ever had that I've loved that wasn't just Stockholm Syndrome. Like everyone, I have complaints about my job but that doesn't mean I don't still love it every day.

I had answered all the questions on this site but then I decided to clear them all and only answer the important ones. I'm sure that says something about me but who knows what.

OkCupid, now in music lyrics:
Who knows the answers, who do you trust?
I can't even separate love from lust.
I’m really good at
I'm a grade A cuddler and incredibly skilled at cooking edible meals. I've been told by a lot of people that I'm easy to talk to and people feel comfortable opening up to me so I work as an unlicensed therapist.

OkCupid, now in music lyrics:
Playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tough question, but if I had to fathom a guess I'd probably put my money on the blue hair.

OkCupid, now in music lyrics:
She's a carnival, she's a masquerade
She's a picket fence, she's lemonade.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: House of Leaves, A Song of Ice and Fire, Machine of Death, Harry Potter series, Count of Monte Cristo, Sandman

Movies: Pan's Labyrinth, Princess Bride, Cabin in the Woods , Fight Club, Casablanca, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

TV Shows: Firefly, Jeopardy, Futurama, Pushing Daisies, Archer, Orange is the New Black

Music: Anything I can sing and/or dance to. Presently I'm listening to a lot of punk, country, folk, Europop, jazz.

Food: French Toast. Easiest way to my heart? French Toast.

OKCupid, now in music lyrics:
And if music was the food of love
Then I'd be a fat romantic slob
The six things I could never do without
My old ten speed, DJ Hotpants. She is the love of my life.







OkCupid, now in music lyrics:
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?

OkCupid, now in music lyrics:
Sitting on a chaise, I'm catching information on this stupid place
Maybe in another life I fought a war and had a hundred wives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fridays are the long day at work, so I usually don't have the energy for much of anything after work. I'm a big fan of drinking beer on my porch swing, or playing video games. Keeping it low key. Sounds like I might be joining a D&D game on Friday evenings soon #NerdLyfe

OKCupid, now in music lyrics:
This is so nice,
I might just sleep with the same girl twice.
They say it's better the second time.
They say you get to do the weird stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm just a fucked up girl who's looking for my own piece of mind.

OkCupid, now in music lyrics:
Well I turn around to look at you, you light a cigarette,
I wish I had the guts to bum one but we've never met,
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.
You should message me if
Are you the Keymaster?

OkCupid, now in music lyrics:
When the end of the night gets tricky, don't you know that beggars can't be picky?