That's lame. This is hard.
I'm afraid this will have to go with all the other self summaries that were just trying to hit the character limit.
i don't suppose 'Man works Monday to Friday then goes for a few drinks at the weekend with friends' is gonna get anybody a Pulitzer prize, but maybe a story somewhere on page 27? artistic licence? add zombies?
I sometimes think I'm a competent guitar player, handy at a pub quiz, a decent cook, and a passable pool player.
You should really ask them. They'd probably say 'his shoelaces were undone' (often)
Bob Dylan, Cheesecake, Roger McGough, John Steinbeck, Arcade Fire, Stewart Lee, Pearl Jam, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Amanda Palmer, Christopher Walken, Pixies, Ray Charles, Mexican food etc etc
I like messages.