That's lame. This is hard.
I'm afraid this will have to go with all the other self summaries that were just trying to hit the character limit.
i don't suppose 'Man works Monday to Friday then goes for a few drinks at the weekend with friends' is gonna get anybody a Pulitzer prize, but maybe a story somewhere on page 27? artistic licence? add zombies?
I sometimes think I'm a competent guitar player, a decent cook, and an above average pool player.
You should really ask them. They'd probably say 'his shoelaces were undone' (often)
Bob Dylan, Cheesecake, Roger McGough, John Steinbeck, Arcade Fire, Stewart Lee, Pearl Jam, Christopher Walken, Pixies, Ray Charles, Mexican food etc
I like messages.