28 Ashburn, United States
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My self-summary
Like everyone else around here, I'm a transplant. I was born and raised in the Midwest, and have lived in Nova my entire adult life.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the technology industry, so I spend a lot of time trying to keep up with the growth of our business. Outside of work, I enjoy rock climbing, precision rifle shooting, racing, and last but not least--spending time with my family.
I’m really good at
Fact checking and fixing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Send me a message and tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ishmael, My Bloody Life, 1984

Movies: Fight Club, Drive, Waynes World, Terminator 2, Django Unchained, Spaceballs, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Dumb & Dumber, Christmas Story, Christmas Vacation, Harry Potter (all of them)

Shows: Workaholics, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bobs Burgers, The League, Sons of Anarchy, The Office, House of Cards, Bored to Death

Music: Modest Mouse, Tom Petty, Queens of the Stone Age, Kanye West, Neil Young, Badly Drawn Boy, M Machine, Wu-Tang, White Zombie, Glitch Mob

Food: Beer (Guinness, New Castle), Burgers, Pizza (ANY!), Steak, Cheese, Eggs
The six things I could never do without
-Good Beer
-Good Food
-Nice Weather
-Firm Mattress
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When will my muscles recover so I can go climbing again?
On a typical Friday night I am
Running through the fountains in Georgetown, drunk, after all of the bars have closed--then when my friend mysteriously arrives to pick the group of us up, assuring him I know where I'm going while I proceed to lead him down a bike path (in his car).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Some days I fantasize what it would be like to lose all of my material possessions and my job. It causes me to have anxiety, but it's interesting to think about.
You should message me if
You're a sweet, low maintenance, laid back nerd with a hint of snark and a raunchy sense of humor.