40 Hicksville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a tattoo artist and I have a shop on LI. I have a lot of responsibilities which keep me busy. I keep late hours, so if you're an early bird it probably won't work out :(
I stay as healthy as possible within reason; if you're a sporty spice, that's cool, just please consider me a gymnasium atheist; I straight up don't believe in it. Although, bring me something practical like trapeze, and I'm down like 4 flat tires.
No, I don't drink, but it's not because I'm in a program or some teetotaling harpie. I just don't like the taste and it gives me a belly ache:( From time to time I will find myself in the mood to have a few sips of tequila tho. Oh! And I also dream of being that cool guy who knows all about wine and can wax poetic on oak undertones and legs for days. Basically I'm a sommelier trapped in a 5 year old's tastebuds.
I'm a bit gun-shy so I prefer some correspondance before meeting up. My time is so very precious to me as I hope yours is to you. There will have to be some kind of connection established before I'll be willing to meet up for an evening. Unless, I suppose, your profile is so complete and interesting and articulate that my interest is piqued from the get-go.
I tend to enjoy loving respectful poly relationships with highly evolved, brilliant humans, so if you are the jealous or territorial type, hit the bricks. I'm not seeing anyone at the moment, and it's not that monogamy is a deal breaker, it just has never worked out in the past. I've found it to bring out the worst in some otherwise good people. I generally don't view dating as a means to an end... alas, one just never knows what the future will bring, does one? So I'll only commit to never saying never.
You're gangsta and u want to get red in the eye and make some friends, art, or music.

It Will Be What It Is.
What I’m doing with my life
Following breadcrumbs to novelty
I’m really good at
Keeping an open mind, introspection, teaching, learning, and singing the blues.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't have a filter and I'm not cunty
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'd be here all day if I tried to reduce my tastes to a concise enough list.
The six things I could never do without
Something to keep my hands busy
Busting out laughing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Simulation theory and if prophets are time travelers. Also how independence seems to attract dependants. Seems a bit oxymoronic to me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working then blazing and going to a stand up comedy or jazz set which fortunately for me are the few things open later than a tattoo shop.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear chloroform as perfume
You should message me if
You are aware that starting a correspondence with, "hey! Wanna get drunk and fuck?" is gross.

You're taller than me.

I can learn from you, admire you... I've found that this is a necessity for me.
I've made the error in the past of mistaking arrogance for nobility. I would hate for that to happen again.