32South River, United States
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My self-summary
"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."

If you know where that is from, then we are off to a great start.

A little bit about myself--I'm overly sarcastic, yet very charming. I have a cat named Coconut who is my best friend. I work with the dead. It grosses most people out, but I love it. I love to spend my summers down the shore; but my favorite season is winter. I love all types of music except for country.. I just can't do it. My favorite bands are August Burns Red, Architects, The Amity Affliction, The Devil Wears Prada.. if you know who they are we will get along just fine. I usually tell people that I'm allergic to seafood so they don't repeatedly ask me to try it. I have an amazing sense of humor and probably the kindest person you can meet. I love museums, concerts and to gamble. Anything else you'd like to know, feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working at the Medical Examiners Office, so yes that means I work with the dead.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm. 😬
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes.. I have the coolest eyes around. People are pretty much jealous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a total bookworm.
My all time favorite movies are-- Casino, Goodfellas, A Bronx Tale & The Great Gatsby.
Shows-- The Walking Dead, American Horror Story and The Knick.
Music-- Architects, The Amity Affliction, Parkway Drive, The Ghost Inside, Like Moths to Flames... just to name a few.
Food-- I'm a very picky eater.. but I love pizza.
Six things I could never do without
Casinos, sarcasm, the T.V. Show Roseanne, conversations that run into the late night hours, friends & family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do I attract all the douche bags, when is it my turn to be happy and where the hell is my Prince Charming?
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends.. Could be anything from going to a casino, to going to a concert to just relaxing at home.
You should message me if
If you feel like it.
The two of us