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My self-summary
I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.

Funny guy looking for love in all the right places. Big ol' nerd enjoys the finer things in life, such as a well timed reference to some obscure television show from 20 years ago. Sarcasm doesn't translate well to text so people thing I'm trying to insult them, I'm not though I swear. If you reach for the check after dinner to pay your half, I'll wife you up so fast.
What I’m doing with my life
Just graduated from college and looking to trade in my current job for my future career. Also looking for a girl, which is why I'm here.
I’m really good at
I'm good at anything I try. My best skill is probably winning. My real best skill is hyping myself up.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my eyes, they change color every now and then.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Road, Fast Food Nation, The Outsiders

Movies: American Beauty, Forrest Gump, Super

Tv: American Dad, South Park, Rick and Morty

Music: I have my pandora just the way I like it

Food: duck, steak, spare ribs
Six things I could never do without
My buddies, family, boy meets world reruns, cute girls, internet, jokes. The drier the joke the better.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sleep, what I would do if I had superpowers, and if the situation arises would I be able to tell the difference between left and right twix.
On a typical Friday night I am
Almost always out with my friends Friday night, either that or out with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got married in the second grade. It wasn't legal or anything so I'm still free.
You should message me if
You understand dry humor and don't get upset easily.

Also if you think I'm ugly I understand. Just a little heart broken.
The two of us