DerpHerpelson
27 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Hmm. What to write here. It's so hard to start. Here are some things: my name is Brandon and this is my OkCupid profile. I wrote some words below. Maybe you'll like them. I hope you do. If not, well, Ka is a wheel... Maybe in another world you will.

I am a pretty laid-back, non serious type of guy. Generally goofy, sometimes ridiculous, not usually concerned with the details, etc, etc. I have a tendency to get animated and flail my limbs around. Why? Because life. That's why. I'm sarcastic and my humor is pretty dry. But I also like really bad puns. And sometimes crass humor. And Dad jokes. But I'm not a dad. It's all good. I'm moderately good at most things like: knowing when to it's safe to cross the street, using the turn signals in a vehicle, and holding doors open for people. It's the little things that keep you not dead.

I am in a poly relationship and am looking to explore friendships, relationships, and what have yous with new people. That probably means a lot of things to different people and I'm not entirely sure what it means to me yet. So I won't bother saying much more then that. If you are a nice person hey guess what I like you already. Let's talk about life things. Maybe over drinks, or board games, or a movie, or whatever it is that gets your rocks off.
What I’m doing with my life
Half-heartedly searching for the most delicious enchiladas Portland has to offer.

Also, working for the man most days and fighting hypocrisy in my off time. Or just watching horror movies, eating cookies and playing fetch with my cat.

I have a lot of random hobbies so here's a smattering of them:
- Two-wheeled vehicles (1982 Honda Urban Express and a 1992 Honda Nighthawk 750)
- Book readin' (Of the Sci-Fi and Fantasy variety)
- Writing short stories
- Web Development
- Home Ownership
- Frequent Flier Miles
- Trying new restaurants
- Bouldering
- Paintball
- Super Nintendo
- Drone Flying
I’m really good at
Just not really taking too much too seriously. Like, why man? You're just gonna get upset. Just go with the flow, be cool, you know? It's gonna be alright. Maybe. You know what, probably! It's probably gonna be alright. So just chill. Just sit down. Relax........etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dry wit and gorgeous smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lists are easy. So here are some lists...

Books and stuff:
Stephen King - The Dark Tower
Kurt Vonnegut - Basically Everything
Philip K Dick - Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
Ursula Lequin - The Lathe of Heaven
Robert A Heinlein - Stranger in a Strange Land
George RR Martin - A Song of Ice and Fire
Patrick Rothfus - The Name of the Wind
The Martian
The Expanse Series

Games:
Deus Ex, Overwatch, Starcraft 2, Battlefield, System Shock, Cities: Skylines, Fallout 1, 2, 3, 4 and New Vegas, Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, Pokemon

Music:
Alt-j, Cold War Kids, Crash Kings, Kavinsky, Modest Mouse, Panic! At The Disco, Queens of the Stone Age, Ratatat, System of a Down, Streetlight Manifesto, Tenacious D, The Black Keys, The Gaslight Anthem, The Mars Volta, The White Stripes

TV
Star Trek (all of them (but mostly TNG)), The IT Crowd, The Mighty Boosh, X-Files, Game of Thrones, Peaky Blinders, House of Cards, Seinfield, Bob's Burgers, American Dad

Food:
Sushi, Pho, Indian, Vietnamese, Chinese, Poutine, Bacon, Things laden in Sriracha, and all other things not in this list.
The six things I could never do without
Computers
Internets
Video Games
Books
Diet Pepsi
Glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How late I can sleep in and get into work on time. When my next caffeine fix will be. What my next big project will be. What motivates people. Honesty. Other things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making weird computer games where you drive around in a boat and shoot a caricature of my boss at things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a man with a plan. No wait. That's not true. What am I doing with my life? I'm about due for another existential crisis, right?
You should message me if
...you're bored and want to watch some TNG.
...you don't have anyone to go see the new horror movie with.
...you like trying new foods even if you're pretty sure you won't like them.
...you've spent way to long leveling up your Pokemon.
...you read these words and they made you think of words of your own.
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