DerpHerpelson
27 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Brandon. I am snarky, sarcastic, and at the best of times, ridiculous.

I like people who don't take things very seriously, people who tell dirty jokes, people who are sarcastic, and people who give not many fucks.

I do a variety of things like collect old video games, program computers, play new video games, ride motorcycles, and sometimes read books. I am an amateur pilot of drones and a fan of the whimsical.
What I’m doing with my life
Helping all children learn... Or, at least, that's why my company does. I write computer programs for them mainly in Ruby although sometimes in Go, Python, Java, or any of the other super popular enterprise-y languages. I do DevOps if that buzzword means a thing to you.
I’m really good at
Computers
Vidya Games
To-do lists
Not losing myself in the details
The first things people usually notice about me
My dry wit and gorgeous smile. Just kidding about the second one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lists are easy. So here are some lists (in no particular order)...

Authors:
Charles Bukowski
Stephen King
Kurt Vonnegut
Philip K Dick
Ursula Lequin
Robert A Heinlein
George RR Martin

Games:
Overwatch
Starcraft 2
Battlefield
Final Fantasy
Chrono Trigger

Music:
Tenacious D
Modest Mouse
The Mars Volta
The White Stripes
System of a Down
Streetlight Manifesto
Alt-J

TV
Star Trek (all of them)
The IT Crowd
The Mighty Boosh
X-Files
Game of Thrones
Peaky Blinders
House of Cards
Seinfield
Bob's Burgers
American Dad

Food:
Sushi
Pho
Indian
Vietnamese
Chinese
Poutine
Bacon
Sriracha
All other things not in this list.
The six things I could never do without
media
computer h4x
1337ness
vidya
what not
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why spaces are better than tabs
On a typical Friday night I am
sitting at my desk staring at a computer screen
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a man with a plan. No wait. That's not true. What am I doing with my life? I'm about due for another existential crisis, right?
You should message me if
...you are a person who likes other people.
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