DerpHerpelson
28 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I am a pretty laid-back, non serious type of guy. Generally goofy, sometimes ridiculous, not usually concerned with the details. I have a tendency to get animated and flail my limbs around. Why? Because life. That's why.

I'm sarcastic and my humor is pretty dry. But I also like really bad puns. And sometimes crass humor. And Dad jokes. But I'm not a dad. It's all good. I'm moderately good at most things like: knowing when to it's safe to cross the street, using the turn signals in a vehicle, and holding doors open for people. It's the little things that keep you not dead.

Also, just in case you missed the big banner at the top, I am in an open relationship. I'm mostly looking for new friendship and short term dating but who knows where the wind will take me.
What I’m doing with my life
• watching every horror movie on Shudder
• half-heartedly searching for the most delicious enchiladas portland has to offer
• designing and executing on elaborate cardboard forts in various peoples living rooms
• working for the man and fighting hypocrisy in my off time
• putting motorcycles in my garage and sometimes riding them
• collecting old video games and putting them on bookshelves
• reading lots of sci-fi and pretending i know things about literature
• navigating home ownership and how much i hate home ownership
• racking up frequent flier miles
I’m really good at
Just not really taking too much too seriously. Like, why man? You're just gonna get upset. Just go with the flow, be cool, you know? It's gonna be alright. Maybe. You know what, probably! It's probably gonna be alright. So just chill. Just sit down. Relax.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dry wit and gorgeous smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books and stuff:
The Dark Tower. Basically anything Kurt Vonnegut. The Kingkiller Chronicles. A Song of Ice and Fire. Any and all Sci-Fi I can get my hands on including (but not limited to) Ursula Leguin, Philip K Dick, Robert Heinlein. The Expanse Series. The Martian.

Games:
Deus Ex, Overwatch, Starcraft 2, Battlefield, System Shock, Cities: Skylines, Fallout 1, 2, 3, 4 and New Vegas, Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, Pokemon

Music:
Alt-j, Cold War Kids, Crash Kings, Kavinsky, Modest Mouse, Panic! At The Disco, Queens of the Stone Age, Ratatat, System of a Down, Streetlight Manifesto, Tenacious D, The Black Keys, The Gaslight Anthem, The Mars Volta, The White Stripes

TV
Star Trek (all of them (but mostly TNG)), The IT Crowd, The Mighty Boosh, X-Files, Game of Thrones, Peaky Blinders, House of Cards, Seinfield, Bob's Burgers, American Dad

Food:
Sushi, Pho, Indian, Vietnamese, Chinese, Poutine, Bacon, Things laden in Sriracha, and all other things not in this list.
The six things I could never do without
Computers
Internets
Video Games
Books
Diet Pepsi
Glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How late I can sleep in and get into work on time. When my next caffeine fix will be. What my next big project will be. What motivates people. Honesty. Other things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making weird computer games where you drive around in a boat and shoot a caricature of my boss at things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a man with a plan. No wait. That's not true. What am I doing with my life? I'm about due for another existential crisis, right?
You should message me if
...you're bored and want to watch some star trek.
...you know where to get some tasty enchiladas.
...you want to watch some cheesy horror movies 'cuz god damn that shit is funny
...you want to try a new restaurant but you're scared to go by yourself.
...you've spent way to long leveling up your pokemon.
...you read these words and they made you think of words of your own.
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