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My self-summary
Hmm. What to write here. It's so hard to start sometimes. Here are some things: my name is Brandon and this is my OkCupid profile. I wrote some words below. Maybe you'll like them. I hope you do. If not, well, Ka is a wheel... Maybe in another world you will.

I suppose most people would judge me as a pretty non-serious, laid back type of guy. That's probably a fair assessment. Although, I do have the tendency to get animated about things and flail my limbs around from time to time. I'm sarcastic and my humor is pretty dry. But I also like really bad puns. And sometimes crass humor. It's all good. I'm moderately good at most things like: knowing when to it's safe to cross the street, using the turn signals in a vehicle, and holding doors open for people. It's the little things that keep you going and not dead.

I am in a poly relationship and am looking to explore relationships with new people. That probably means a lot of things to different people and I'm not honestly sure what it means to me yet. So I won't bother trying to say much more about it then that. If you are a nice person and we seem to get along I'd like to spend more time getting to know you. Maybe over drinks, or board games, or a movie, or whatever it is you like to do.
What I’m doing with my life
Living. Breathing. Taking it one day at a time. Writing cliches on OKCupid. In all honesty, not much more than a normal person. Working mostly, and using my spare time to pursue hobbies and shoot the breeze with friends.

I write computer programs for a educational non-profit downtown. It's alright and hey, I'm helping all kids learn! Outside of that, I dabble in various things. My interest sometimes tend to be short-lived and have a habit of changing on a whim. I flew a airplanes for awhile, and then I started building drones because flying planes is expensive. And then I got bored of that so I rebuilt a moped from the early 80s. Now I'm a home owner and trying to figure out how to do yard work. And how to be a home owner.

Here is an arbitrary of list of other things I do in my spare time:
- Ride Motorcycles
- Play Super Nintendo games
- Read Books (in Comic form and others)
- Watch a lot of youtubes
- Build websites
- Pull Blackberries
- Feed my Kitten
- Accrue frequent flier
- Replace broken countertops
- Eat a lot of Sushi
I’m really good at
Just not really taking too much too seriously. Like, why man? You're just gonna get upset. Just go with the flow, be cool, you know? It's gonna be alright. Maybe. You know what, probably! It's probably gonna be alright. So just chill. Just sit down. Relax........etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dry wit and gorgeous smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lists are easy. So here are some lists...

Books and stuff:
Stephen King - The Dark Tower
Kurt Vonnegut - Basically Everything
Philip K Dick - Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
Ursula Lequin - The Lathe of Heaven
Robert A Heinlein - Stranger in a Strange Land
George RR Martin - A Song of Ice and Fire
Patrick Rothfus - The Name of the Wind
The Martian
The Expanse Series

Deus Ex, Overwatch, Starcraft 2, Battlefield, System Shock, Cities: Skylines, Fallout 1, 2, 3, 4 and New Vegas, Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, Pokemon

Alt-j, Cold War Kids, Crash Kings, Kavinsky, Modest Mouse, Panic! At The Disco, Queens of the Stone Age, Ratatat, System of a Down, Streetlight Manifesto, Tenacious D, The Black Keys, The Gaslight Anthem, The Mars Volta, The White Stripes

Star Trek (all of them (but mostly TNG)), The IT Crowd, The Mighty Boosh, X-Files, Game of Thrones, Peaky Blinders, House of Cards, Seinfield, Bob's Burgers, American Dad

Sushi, Pho, Indian, Vietnamese, Chinese, Poutine, Bacon, Things laden in Sriracha, and all other things not in this list.
The six things I could never do without
Video Games
Diet Pepsi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How late I can sleep in and get into work on time. When my next caffeine fix will be. How to adequately describe myself on OKC. What motivates people. Honesty. Other things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making weird computer games where you drive around in a boat and shoot a caricature of my boss at things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a man with a plan. No wait. That's not true. What am I doing with my life? I'm about due for another existential crisis, right?
You should message me if're bored and want to watch some TNG. like trying new foods even if you're pretty sure you won't like them.'ve spent way to long leveling up your Pokemon. read these words and they made you think of words of your own.