DerpHerpelson
27 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Hello Internet. My name is Brandon. I am in a poly-type relationship looking to meet new people for friendship and otherwise. Here is my best attempt at describing myself. May it please you much.

I am snarky, and sarcastic. Often ridiculous. Prone to bouts of anxiety. Mostly interested in the big picture. A wanderer of the internet, reader of books, and player of video games.

I like people who don't take things very seriously. Tell dirty jokes. Laugh at puns. People who are passionate about a hobby and share it freely. People who tell it like it is.

I keep myself entertained with different things. Most of them are computer-y or video game-y. I read a lot and try to immerse myself in new things frequently. I put 26 hours into a private pilots license before I decided it was to expensive and took up drone flying. It's almost as good.
What I’m doing with my life
Living. Breathing. Taking it one day at a time. Writing cliches on OKCupid. In all honesty, not much more than a normal person. Working mostly, and using my spare time to pursue hobbies and shoot the breeze with friends.

I work for a company that sells a skills assessment testing platform to schools internationally. I write computer programs for them mainly in Ruby although sometimes in Go, Python, Java, or any of the other super popular enterprise-y languages. It's alright and I get to play with new technologies pretty frequently.

I'm sort of at a crossroads in my life where I've got a enough stability to settle down and start planting roots but enough youthful ignorance to think selling all my belongings and buying an RV is a good idea.
I’m really good at
Computers
Vidya Games
To-do lists
Not losing myself in the details
The first things people usually notice about me
My dry wit and gorgeous smile. Just kidding about one of those.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lists are easy. So here are some lists (in no particular order)...

Authors:
Charles Bukowski
Stephen King
Kurt Vonnegut
Philip K Dick
Ursula Lequin
Robert A Heinlein
George RR Martin

Games:
Overwatch
Starcraft 2
Battlefield
Final Fantasy
Chrono Trigger

Music:
Tenacious D
Modest Mouse
The Mars Volta
The White Stripes
System of a Down
Streetlight Manifesto
Alt-J

TV
Star Trek (all of them)
The IT Crowd
The Mighty Boosh
X-Files
Game of Thrones
Peaky Blinders
House of Cards
Seinfield
Bob's Burgers
American Dad

Food:
Sushi
Pho
Indian
Vietnamese
Chinese
Poutine
Bacon
Sriracha
All other things not in this list.
The six things I could never do without
Computers
Internets
Video Games
Books
Diet Pepsi
Food?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why spaces are better than tabs. vim plugins.

How to eloquently sum up my personality when I have no patience for eloquently summing up my personality.
On a typical Friday night I am
sitting at my desk staring at a computer screen
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a man with a plan. No wait. That's not true. What am I doing with my life? I'm about due for another existential crisis, right?
You should message me if
...you read these words and they made you think of words of your own.
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