I'm sarcastic and my humor is pretty dry. But I also like really bad puns. And sometimes crass humor. And Dad jokes. But I'm not a dad. It's all good. I'm moderately good at most things like: knowing when to it's safe to cross the street, using the turn signals in a vehicle, and holding doors open for people. It's the little things that keep you not dead.
Also, just in case you missed the big banner at the top, I am in an open relationship. I'm mostly looking for new friendship and short term dating but who knows where the wind will take me.
• half-heartedly searching for the most delicious enchiladas portland has to offer
• designing and executing on elaborate cardboard forts in various peoples living rooms
• working for the man and fighting hypocrisy in my off time
• putting motorcycles in my garage and sometimes riding them
• collecting old video games and putting them on bookshelves
• reading lots of sci-fi and pretending i know things about literature
• navigating home ownership and how much i hate home ownership
• racking up frequent flier miles
The Dark Tower. Basically anything Kurt Vonnegut. The Kingkiller Chronicles. A Song of Ice and Fire. Any and all Sci-Fi I can get my hands on including (but not limited to) Ursula Leguin, Philip K Dick, Robert Heinlein. The Expanse Series. The Martian.
Deus Ex, Overwatch, Starcraft 2, Battlefield, System Shock, Cities: Skylines, Fallout 1, 2, 3, 4 and New Vegas, Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, Pokemon
Alt-j, Cold War Kids, Crash Kings, Kavinsky, Modest Mouse, Panic! At The Disco, Queens of the Stone Age, Ratatat, System of a Down, Streetlight Manifesto, Tenacious D, The Black Keys, The Gaslight Anthem, The Mars Volta, The White Stripes
Star Trek (all of them (but mostly TNG)), The IT Crowd, The Mighty Boosh, X-Files, Game of Thrones, Peaky Blinders, House of Cards, Seinfield, Bob's Burgers, American Dad
Sushi, Pho, Indian, Vietnamese, Chinese, Poutine, Bacon, Things laden in Sriracha, and all other things not in this list.
...you know where to get some tasty enchiladas.
...you want to watch some cheesy horror movies 'cuz god damn that shit is funny
...you want to try a new restaurant but you're scared to go by yourself.
...you've spent way to long leveling up your pokemon.
...you read these words and they made you think of words of your own.